Game tight Space Invaders bling likely to insta-pimp that ass

Above: Perfect for necklaces, handbags, and JRPG swords

No need to front, aspiring Nerdcore MCs! Taito has teamed up with Christofle, manufacturer of all things shiny and expensive, to sell these kick ass Space Invaders necklaces, which should turn even the most unsightly nerd into the belle of the Players Ball.

Above: Possibly inspired by Le Tete au Cube, a French site we couldn't read

Get a good look, because judging by the prices of everything else on the website, none of you will be able to afford it. Luckily, I’m a high rollin’ Gamez Journalist and my bank account's got more zeros than the binary code of yo mama’s Facebook profile, so I’ll probably pick up several. And it's about time too, since my old 8-bit ice is getting a little stale:

Above: Don't hate - just appreciate

Apr 28, 2010


  • darkdispatch523 - May 1, 2010 11:10 a.m.

    For the TRUTH go to::
  • Tenfey - April 29, 2010 2:22 p.m.

    But what if, when rolling about the ghetto with said bling, one of the money-making playahs mistakes you for an actual Space Invader and fires through his own shields with a nickel-plated .45 and kills you (with bullets).
  • michaelmcc827 - April 29, 2010 1:27 a.m.

    God dammit, I've seen that bottom picture in more OXMs and specials then I care to count.
  • Cyberninja - April 29, 2010 12:01 a.m.

    who would take such a great picture i need them as my photograper
  • R_U_Guys_From_British - April 28, 2010 11:57 p.m.

    This article makes me crack up, wish I was a high-rollin something...
  • WonsAuto - April 28, 2010 11:39 p.m.

    It's so goddamn exclusive that they make it impossible to find on their website. Baaaallin'!

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