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The Top 7... Ugliest bastards in gaming

We give the beautifully repugnant and disgustingly delectable some recognition

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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Master Chief | Halo



During the massive fuss pile-up that was the Halo 3 beta, a couple of diligent fellows manipulated their Spartan in such a fashion that the in-game camera popped underneath the helmet, revealing to the World the face of Master Chief. And he was an ugly bastard. Like a more interesting version of the Shroud of Turin, the patched together image shows a face. A war-eared, dog-torn face with mercurial eye pools and an alcoholic bulbous hooter. A face with a story. Maybe this story. Or maybe this one. Depending on where you're coming from.


 
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Jumpman19972  - 1 year 1 month ago 
FIRST!
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ryno  - 1 year 2 days ago 
so thats what the master chief looks like
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ryno  - 1 year 2 days ago 
you forgot Ethan Thomas from Condemnd 2

great article
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Satanshadow94  - 10 months 1 day ago 
No way you guys did something on the cheif my friend hacked halo beta for hours and more hours no way
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pjbuhl  - 9 months 28 days ago 
oooo *barf* oh dear god the fat guy on the last page is revolting, *barf*
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SirJustus  - 8 months 19 days ago 
maybe whoever hacked was better than your friend at hacking hahahaha
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vdaymassacre  - 8 months 15 days ago 
The Meat King makes me want to slaughter myself.
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DUImonkey  - 8 months 4 days ago 
that's just a random spartan its not the master chief well at least that's what I've heard anyway
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blarney  - 7 months 8 days ago 
what about the big naked fat guy from hitman 2
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Dudeman47  - 7 months 6 days ago 
The meat king is absolutely disgusting.
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AuthorityFigure  - 7 months 4 days ago 
Exactly how legit is that Halo image?
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Assassin4than  - 7 months 1 day ago 
omg that double max payne pic is the funniest thing i have ever seen
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dewfish  - 6 months 5 days ago 
I always thought that Max Payne's face was based on christian slater from true romance....
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caboose4400  - 5 months 28 days ago 
god damn those are some ugly bastards
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KillerPotato  - 5 months 25 days ago 
wow....
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