It's hard to imagine a world where seven poorly animated, grisly voiced combatants could stir a nation into a videogame violence feeding frenzy. Since that original Mortal Kombat, we've ripped out hearts, beaten people to death with their own legs and uppercutted punk asses into whirling, toothy blades of steel - and not one game has ever been pulled from the shelves like congress was threatening 13 years ago.
To celebrate this victory in the face of such powerful ignorance, we've compiled every single murderous end that's graced the Kombat universe. If Mr. Capitol Hill thought burning someone alive was bad, wait until he sees more than 200 back-to-back, horrible deaths that go from horrifying, to hilarious then back to disturbing before finally landing in the realm of "oh god is this still happening?"
You can see the movie by clicking here
, and you can make it go full-screen by double-clicking on the movie itself after the player launches. There you'll see literally every finishing move and pit fatality in the main series - no Mythologies
or Shaolin Monks
for you. Oh, if you should notice some crazy, miniscule move we missed, please be silent. We sweated, cursed and lost sleep over this monster project. We even dug out the bug-riddled Mortal Kombat Trilogy
for you people, just to get Johnny Cage, Noob Saibot and a few other color coordinated ninjas.
Trust us - you will watch this over and over. It's friggin' nuts.
October 6, 2006