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E-rated games that are evil

Censors exist to protect vulnerable youngling minds. They are upstanding guardians fighting valiantly to keep unsavoury adult gametertainment away from innocent little Johnny and Jane Couch Potato. And, generally, they do sterling work. Virtual re-enactments of murder, foul-language, filthy dirty sex and other such heinous stains on humanity's under-gusset are correctly branded as suitable only for a mature audience. An audience that is righteous and incorruptible.
But sometimes we think the censors get it wrong. Sometimes pure evil slips through the net like a putrid malevolent fish, duping the certificators with well-disguised wickedness before swimming away with an E for everyone rating clutched under its dirty little fin. But don't be fooled. These games aren't E for everyone, they're E for evil. And we've sniffed out these evil fish in sheep's clothing.

In our exclusive nonvestigative report, we expose the games parading as puritan software that could pollute the impressionable minds of the young forever. As you read this unapologetically sensationalist article, ask yourself this question: If the court order was lifted and you were allowed to have children in your care, would you want them playing games like these..?



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10 comments

  • FanofSaiyan - January 1, 2010 3:16 a.m.

    Creepiest...Forum...Ever...
  • YourOldPalD - December 30, 2009 1:15 a.m.

    Akkronym, honestly what the hell? Take a chill pill and relax. In all honestly if you logically think about it. Gamesradar is right on many levels but in a "It's all in good fun kinda way". Yes there's creedance to what they're saying but it's clearly obvious that it's just for laughs.
  • nik41507 - December 15, 2009 12:35 a.m.

    THIS IS A JOKE DEAL WITH IT
  • shon1979 - November 27, 2008 4:28 a.m.

    So true. games need rated thr right way. so you know what uou are getting in to.
  • pinoklin - September 17, 2009 11:51 a.m.

    akkronym u ignorant douche...cant u see that GR is right here....i bet u make barbiez gamez
  • AntistaIsTheLight - July 10, 2009 12:55 a.m.

    Nice article haha.But seriously akkronym:This is a joke...
  • chocolategenocide - July 8, 2009 10:38 p.m.

    lol
  • akkronym - June 5, 2009 7:08 p.m.

    I hope you are fired. Your ignorant speculation, conspiracy theories, religious radicalism, and downright blatant hypocracy is what is leading the charge to ban video games. We are here to stay. We are a legitimate industry. Deal with it.
  • KamikazePilot93 - July 25, 2009 4:09 a.m.

    get over urself akkronym. they wouldnt let him publish it if they didnt like it. its just for laughs.
  • IronicBob - July 8, 2009 7:56 p.m.

    Mr. Akkronym, perhaps the mighty industry o'gaming is legitimate, but pluralising `wordz` with a z is not.

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