Crysis - hands-on

Hit below the fan belt

So what’s left for the developers to do on Crysis? Well, the chickens are too relaxed. Right now the chicken AI is simplistic, and when an earth-quaking explosion epidemic erupts around them, they seem improbably aloof. See that car? There’s probably a chicken waddling calmly across the road behind it. Personally we think they should keep this in - after the deafening bangs, scorching shockwaves, screams and gunshots, the sight of a unflustered hen sauntering around as the shells tinkle to the floor is rather soothing. And if you don’t feel that way, you can always pick it up and throw it into a fence.

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