9 Crazy E3 rumors that were completely wrong

Pikmin was meant to be a killer app for the GameCube. And while the game and its sequel didn’t push as much hardware as Super Smash Bros. Melee or Metroid Prime, it still scored a devoted audience that was dying for another entry. Based on how Nintendo usually exploits all of its franchises at least once a console generation, it seemed natural that a new Pikmin would come to the Wii, which explains why rumors were spreading about Pikmin 3 as far back as E3 2009.

Up until the eventual reveal of Pikmin 3 for Wii U in 2012, Nintendo fans spent the last four years worth of press conferences unfulfilled. A big factor for the persistence of the rumor was Pikmin creator/Nintendo executive Shigeru Miyamoto continually dropping hints about a third Pikmin game for about five years straight. When grilled by the press, Miyamoto would usually instruct players to wait till next year’s E3 for news. The curse seemed to finally be broken in 2012 when Pikmin 3 was announced as a Wii U launch window title, but now it’s slated for August 2013. Will Pikmin 3 keep the streak alive by teasing players again this year?

Developer Rockstar rarely shows up to E3, and Grand Theft Auto’s publisher 2K is skipping this year's event entirely, despite Grand Theft Auto V launching this September. In fact, outside of rare mentions during a Sony or Microsoft press conference, Rockstar has been skipping E3 for over a decade. But that tradition didn’t stop some from presuming that GTA V would make an appearance at E3 (and at retail) late last year. And, once again, GTA hopefuls got nothing at E3 but disappointment.

Rockstar’s general antipathy for E3 is recounted in the very informative book All Your Base Are Belong to Us. At 2001’s E3, the Rockstar bosses said that Grand Theft Auto III was passed over by the press in favor of the flashier State of Emergency (which Rockstar also publisher). After that, Rockstar favored showing its games on its own terms instead of sharing the spotlight, which we’d say has worked out well over the last 12 years. Still, the optimist in us can’t help ourselves from expecting some sort of system-exclusive GTA V news at this year’s E3.

This current generation has been the longest of any to date, spanning eight years from the first reveal of the Xbox 360. By this point in previous hardware cycles, we’d be entering the golden years of the successors. And because gamers were used to a five year turnaround, the last couple E3s were preceded by hopeful rumor mongering that Sony and Microsoft would unveil some new hardware that year. The console makers couldn’t possibly wait much longer, right?

Apparently, both console manufacturers could easily wait a couple more years, and events like advancements in PC graphics or Nintendo launching a new system wouldn’t get those publishers to budge. As it turned out, neither company announced their consoles at those E3s, instead debuting the PS4 and Xbox One at dedicated events, months and weeks (respectively) before E3 2013. Now we’re merely waiting to see if these preemptive premieres will make for stronger E3 press conferences.

Sometimes, a rumor comes about because it's preferable to a complete lack of information on a title. Final Fantasy Versus XIII was announced in 2006 as part of a planned trilogy of games for Square Enix’s Final Fantasy XIII, and Versus would be fan favorite Tetsuya Nomura’s return to the franchise after overseeing the Kingdom Hearts series. And outside of a couple leaked trailers, the game hasn’t been shown publicly in seven years. With such a drought of updates, fans are ready to believe anything, even a video clearly filmed in a community college classroom.

Just before 2012’s E3, a supposed trailer for Versus XIII leaked, showing that the game had been rechristened Final Fantasy XV. Not only that--it was coming to PS3 and Wii U, but not 360. That’d be a bombshell if it were true, but the video is pretty fake-looking in hindsight. The trailer consisted of previously released gameplay footage and logos that could be easily created by anyone with Photoshop and a free afternoon. And yet, even after being faked out AGAIN by Versus XIII news, we want to believe this will be the year Square finally gives us the update we’ve been waiting for.

There may be almost 100 million Wiis sold worldwide, but after a few years, the system fell out of popularity with the hardcore crowd--thanks in part to the standard definition graphics. And while Nintendo would need to launch a whole new system to match the graphical horsepower of PS3 and 360, it seemed plausible that Nintendo could at least relaunch the existing system with HD output. And for the E3s of 2009 and 2010, industry scuttlebutt said that Nintendo was prepping a Wii HD as a way to reignite its home console business.

Based on the number of times Nintendo redesigned and repackaged its handhelds, it’s certainly believable that the company would do the same for the Wii. And hackers have proven that Wii games are capable of HD output, if given the right tech. But outside of some very simple streamlining and the removal of backwards compatibility, the Wii never got an overhaul. The next time people were talking about Wii HD, it was a nickname for the unannounced Wii U. And this time the console actually was HD.

The PS3 had a difficult birth, with high prices and the infamous boomerang controller that Sony ultimately ditched. By 2008, it seemed like Sony had finally corrected the course of the once-troubled system, but no one knew what other plans the company had to appeal to consumers. Perhaps a transformable controller was the next innovation that would put Sony ahead of the Wii and 360.

The rumored controller change was predicted to be a big part of Sony’s 2008 press conference. Like an Optimus Prime for your PS3, gamers would reshape the controller to fit different genres, with first-person shooters as the only example given. Looking back on it now, these rumors could be some of the earliest information about what became The Move, an adjustable controller Sony first showed at E3 2009. The Move eventually got a gun peripheral to use in FPSs.

Seriously guys, it’s time to let this one go.

Those are some of the rumors that missed the mark over the last five years, but were there any that you believed up until the last day of E3? Let us know in the comments!

And if you're looking for information of E3’s past, check out the history of E3 and our pick for the top 7 most awkward E3 moments.