• Rhymenocerous - July 25, 2013 10:16 a.m.

    Supermarket Checkout Assistant: Extreme Turbo Edition. Upcoming DLC includes "The Bag Boy" & "Sir, Your Card Has Been Declined" Missions. Pre-order for a limited Edition Steel box version, with double-sided poster and "Authentic" Supermarket soundtrack CD.
  • tehtimeisnow - July 24, 2013 3:33 p.m.

    all the most best sim games is on ipohne and soon evrery good gane will b on it cuz its one of the most poewrfull devices ever made and mobile gameing is the future of all gameing
  • winner2 - July 24, 2013 11:27 a.m.

    If I had to be a DMV clerk I would fucking kill myself.
  • chavbuster1 - July 24, 2013 10:19 a.m.

    Do farmers come home after a hard day's work and play Tractor Simulator 2013? or do garbage men play that Garbage Simulator game? Who actually plays these?
  • talleyXIV - July 24, 2013 5:48 p.m.

    Why do we play the Sims? Because we are bored, a farming simulator actually sounds pretty fun right now.
  • PatHan-bHai - July 24, 2013 8:37 a.m.

    Shelf Stocker Xtreme can play a lot like Tower Blocks which is pretty good. the 2nd last slide link............Viscera Cleanup Detail WTF?!
  • wadesmit - July 23, 2013 11:41 p.m.

    This article is laced with that unique Taljonick cynicism, and it's fantastic.
  • shawksta - July 23, 2013 11:29 p.m.

    This was awesome I would agree with Judge Simulator Better yet, let be the Ace Attorney Judge Simulator, FUND IT
  • taokaka - July 23, 2013 3:16 p.m.

    You forget an often overlooked mundane job, video game play tester. Basically this sim would work by giving you, the player an unfinished beta copy of a game, it'd be buggy and unoptimized and it would be your job to report any problems found. Oh wait, Bethesda already make this sim.
  • fattoler - July 23, 2013 3:43 p.m.

    Kinda sounds like Sonic 06...
  • GR_LucasSullivan - July 23, 2013 4:28 p.m.

    Lolol that's both a good suggestion and one HECK of a zing
  • Swedish_Chef - July 23, 2013 5:53 p.m.

  • GOD - July 23, 2013 3:08 p.m.

    Taxidermist Sim '13 has the most potential. It should play like Surgeon Simulator except you have to gut animals and then either piece them back up combine their parts with other animals to make weird statues of goats with bear heads.
  • Talvari - July 23, 2013 1:12 p.m.

    This explains the tweet you sent out a while ago then! xD With all these simulation games coming out and stuff..wouldn't surprise me if one of these somehow became a game that would go on to get greenlit on steam...I think I would be okay with that.
  • StrayGator - July 23, 2013 12:21 p.m.

    the toll booth game pretty much already exists in "papers please". as for the above games, I don't think i gonna buy any of them, and while should I? in less than a year i could buy a reduced price GOTY edition with all the DLC.
  • Michformer - July 23, 2013 12:13 p.m.

    Of all the mundane games on offer, Shelf Stocker Xtreme is the more interesting of the bunch simply because I go to the grocery store a lot!

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