• dougle - March 5, 2009 3:41 a.m.

    lol the fun things,stupid things,annoying & werd things about rpgs all made hilarious..which game follows the most of those cliches?
  • jar-head - March 5, 2009 1:56 a.m.

    i've heard everything form Zelda to Anything Bethesda....GR kicks Ass
  • Hurricrane - March 5, 2009 12:22 a.m.

    rofl, I love me some Paul Ryan, thanks dude!
  • Mavarious - March 4, 2009 10:43 p.m.

    Hahaha, I think I've played almost the exact same game a dozen times under different names. Seriously, how many times can you through airships and air pirates into a game?
  • HungryBeaver - March 4, 2009 9:47 p.m.

    Holy crap - #30 is too true. Final bosses suck. So..many..lives..
  • noobeater - March 4, 2009 8:31 p.m.

    massive lol at: This temple is countless thousands of years old and moist. It will probably smell terrible, but it doesn’t matter, you can’t smell a game. u guys know how to make a great Article just like u do an RPG
  • C-C-C-C-ComboCro - March 4, 2009 5:12 p.m.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! god i love me some Paul Ryan in the morning. does this guy do anything that isn't gold?
  • Hahndude - March 4, 2009 3:52 p.m.

    I can't wait to get the new Star Ocean and go through all this!
  • Laau - March 4, 2009 3:15 p.m.

    Umm, guys? I hate to say it, but somebody already did this... Yeah...
  • Geminiman82 - March 4, 2009 3 p.m.

    LOLOL This is great and so true!
  • Stabby_Joe - March 4, 2009 2:23 p.m.

    This is mostly JRPG rules, not WRPG but a good list still.
  • Blackhook - March 4, 2009 1:37 p.m.

    Great article... Well, atleast fighting games don´t repeat themselves...right?
  • tomob57 - March 4, 2009 12:57 p.m.

    Golden Sun hits 90% of these.
  • MarXmaN - March 4, 2009 12:53 p.m.

    my 50 cents: you guys rock, reCAPTCHA sucks, childhood in Grandpa's basement all too common these days
  • Sonneilon - March 4, 2009 6:56 a.m.

    HEY! What about fighting the dragon on top of a remote mountain to retrieve the magical key that opens the way to the bathroom. But to face the dragon, you need weapons in which, you need money. And to make money, you must fight monsters who carry coin and and and... C'mon, SOMEONE has to remember that wonderful PSM comic they did in their mag!!!
  • lucashintz - March 4, 2009 5:52 a.m.

    Sorry but my reCaptcha was too great: Another Cloud!
  • lucashintz - March 4, 2009 5:49 a.m.

    Wow that was great but I still love jrpgs.
  • evilguy69 - March 4, 2009 5:32 a.m.

    most entertaining article i've read in a while
  • GoldenMe - March 4, 2009 5:22 a.m.

    You guys win. You always win. Every other website can suck it. Awesome article Paul! I would be honored to have baby-making time with you.
  • OldRustyDusty - March 4, 2009 2:53 a.m.

    Hahaha, these are all so, so true for so many JRPGS!

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