• pinoklin - December 1, 2008 7:30 p.m.

    actually oreomonkey ur even more ignorant...have u ever played tenchu z its in japanesee with subtitles in english, how bout that now
  • goodtimegary - December 1, 2008 5:11 p.m.

    funny list...did you know you could earn free xbox 360/wii/ps3 ponts ang tgames by filling out here
  • Corsair89 - December 1, 2008 2:59 a.m.

    @ xenon Yes, the girls in #89 are from Devil May Cry. The blonde is Trish from DMC1 and the other is Lady from DMC3.
  • fallofasiankind - December 1, 2008 2:01 a.m.

    Hey here's number 102, random animals will ALWAYS drop money.
  • THE INHUMAN - November 30, 2008 9:40 p.m.

    #102. Tents are tank shell & bullet-proof.
  • crazycrazy83 - November 30, 2008 2:57 p.m.

    wow you just changed my conception of fat people! time to kill all my fat friends your first santa >=( btw i never noticed why froggger couldnt swim pretty sad
  • xenon - November 30, 2008 12:55 p.m.

    What game are the girls in #89 from? Devil May Cry?
  • ELpork - November 30, 2008 7:05 a.m.

  • Mike91192 - November 30, 2008 5:43 a.m.

    Lol these posts are awesome, always make me laugh when im bored
  • spacecase610 - November 30, 2008 3:52 a.m.

    Didn't you get this off a T-shirt?
  • Coolbeans69 - November 30, 2008 3:51 a.m.

    Nice article
  • Ginger-sama - November 30, 2008 1:33 a.m.

    #97: Frogs die in water. That is the best one out of all of them, I think.
  • Corsair89 - November 29, 2008 7:23 p.m.

    -Your worse enemy looks exactly like you except a different color -Trained police/SWAT/military guys either couldn't hit you if you where 3 feet away or can headshot you from 100 yards through a wall -You can walk down the street with a fully automatic weapon and not get in trouble -Cops won't bother you about the bullet hole and the blood splatter on the windsheild of the car your driving -You know something important is going to happen if the music changes -Running from one side of the city to the next is perfectly normal -You can run/jump/sprint for hours without getting tired or resting -Headshot kill zombies on Earth, dismemberment kills zombies in space -6ft5 soldiers that weigh 500 pounds in body armor can stand/move/squat/shoot while on the tiniest of ledges. -Assassins where white hoodies and are missing a finger -All demon hunters have "attitude" -If you're going to save the world, you are most likely emo -Lawyers are all pure-hearted, have spiky hair, and assistants who summon dead people -Plastic instruments make you a rock star -You can lift a sword that is bigger than you with one hand -If you sword is shaped like a key, you can open anything and tresure chests open with a tap
  • blammm - November 29, 2008 5:26 a.m.

    I really think you forgot a few important ones about driving, even tho im not a fan... -Crashing your car in walls causes no visible damage and doesn't your performance. -Flipping your car over is only a minor inconvenience as all you have to do is wait for it to reset in the middle of the road. -Crashing rivals into walls and doing cool stuff allows you to go faster. -Keep your first car, its enough to beat nearly any races...
  • Bryce2552 - November 29, 2008 4:49 a.m.

    #102- All opponents will do everything over and over until you dont suck.
  • Moschetto - November 29, 2008 4:06 a.m.

    "30. No girls." Yes, because no games have female characters.
  • uvebeenpwned - November 29, 2008 2:45 a.m.

    u forgot one thing: 102:halo 3:you may have fallen from space but youll die if you fall in water
  • blammm - November 29, 2008 12:54 a.m.

    Great story...Will there be a follow up?? Something tells me there's more to this story.... Frank
  • Craza - November 28, 2008 11:49 p.m.

    Awesome article! I think it's the best I've seen in a long-ass time!
  • blammm - November 28, 2008 11:48 p.m.

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