Saying “I love you” is super-lame, but face it, you’re going to have to say some affectionate things to let your significant other know they’re important to you. One school of thought is to think of your own special way to let them know you care, which has the advantage of being specifically tailored to one person. The other way to do it is to study some videogame dialogue and spew it at them, which has the advantage of being guaranteed to work because it already worked in the game. Use these:
