Runaway: the Dream of the Turtle review

Will a few jokes that almost make you laugh compel you to unravel a turtle's dream? Or compel you to bed... where you can unravel your own dreams?

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GamesRadar+ Verdict

Pros

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    Appealing backdrops

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    Near-chuckles

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    Some satisfying puzzles

Cons

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    Lethargy infused atmosphere

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    Trite story and characters

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    Admitting you bought this

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Today we'll be heaving flaming boxes of Dream of the Turtle through the living room windows of wealthy white men's homes. Mm-hmm, the homes of pundits and congressmen. Because we're revenging at everyone who has ever squealed nationally about how video games devolve America's youth into mind-fried violence-guzzlers. We're not violent. But we're going to rip your spines out. Mortal Kombat! Doom! Grand Theft Auto! Arggggghhhh!

Ahem.

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