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Grand Theft Auto IV's Niko Bellic is... Vladimir Mashkov
While he's had a relatively long and illustrious career in his native Russia, actor Vladimir Mashkov is best known in the US for his villain role in 2001's Behind Enemy Lines - which is to say he's practically unknown in the US.

After graduating from college in 2000 with a BA in journalism, I worked for five years as a copy editor, page designer and videogame-review columnist at a couple of mid-sized newspapers you've never heard of. My column eventually got me a freelancing gig with GMR magazine, which folded a few months later. I was hired on full-time by GamesRadar in late 2005, and have since been paid actual money to write silly articles about lovable blobs.