Entertainment Movies Cannes 2013's Worst/Funniest Movie Posters Features By Matt Risley published 26 May 2013 The most shocking one-sheets from the Croisette Sharknado Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.Often, they're inadvertently amazing. Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer. Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Holiday Miracle Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen. Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Android Cop Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP! Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Santa Claws Does what it says on the titular tin. Prev Page 4 of 10 Next Prev Page 4 of 10 Next Zombie Night We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks. Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Dragons 2 Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .Not to be confused with... Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Dragons Of Camelot Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.Which is a whole other entity to... Prev Page 7 of 10 Next Prev Page 7 of 10 Next P-51 Dragon Fighter Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven. Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Robot If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat . Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Ultimate Adventure Is that a sheep?Is it being chased by a cat-man?We're so confused. Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Matt Risley Share Share by: Copy link Facebook X Whatsapp Pinterest Flipboard Share this article Join the conversation Follow us Add us as a preferred source on Google GAME REVIEWSMOVIE REVIEWSTV REVIEWS1This alt-history board game is still a gold standard for modern strategy2Skate Story review: "A beautiful and unique skateboarding game with great, stylized visuals set in a grungy underworld"3Octopath Traveler 0 review: "The strongest entry in this retro-styled JRPG series yet, I love the greater focus on tactical battles"4Sleep Awake review: "An all-timer horror premise is let down by tired stealth that I feel like I'm sleepwalking through"5Metroid Prime 4: Beyond review: "The series' atmosphere has never been better, while being dragged down by a boring overworld and clunky psychic powers"1Avatar: Fire and Ash review: "Still a technical marvel, with some of the year's best action filmmaking"2Five Nights at Freddy's 2 review: "We have waited two years for a Five Nights at Freddy's 1.5"3Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery review: "Brings Knives Out back to its roots for a sequel that's almost on a par with the original"4Wicked: For Good review: "Builds to an incredibly cathartic conclusion, but isn't quite as captivating as Part 1"5The Running Man review: "Some fun action and Glen Powell's star power aren't enough to energize this disappointing Stephen King adaptation"1Stranger Things season 5, Volume 2 review: “All set up for a finale that has so much to deliver”2Fallout season 2 review: "A hell of a lot of fun despite being overcrowded and convoluted"3Stranger Things season 5 volume 1 review: “Can the Duffer brothers stick the landing? It’s sure looking like they will”4Pluribus season 1 review: "Easily one of the year's best dramas"5The Witcher season 4 review: "The Henry Cavill-less fourth season is the best yet"
Sharknado Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.Often, they're inadvertently amazing. Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer. Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Prev Page 1 of 10 Next
Holiday Miracle Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen. Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Prev Page 2 of 10 Next
Android Cop Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP! Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Prev Page 3 of 10 Next
Zombie Night We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks. Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Prev Page 5 of 10 Next
Dragons 2 Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .Not to be confused with... Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Prev Page 6 of 10 Next
Dragons Of Camelot Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.Which is a whole other entity to... Prev Page 7 of 10 Next Prev Page 7 of 10 Next
P-51 Dragon Fighter Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven. Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Prev Page 8 of 10 Next
Robot If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat . Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Prev Page 9 of 10 Next
Ultimate Adventure Is that a sheep?Is it being chased by a cat-man?We're so confused. Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Prev Page 10 of 10 Next