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Towering glasses of game inspired hooch, taste tested by Qore's Veronica Belmont

Words: on December 29, 2009

As any sports fan will tell you, nothing legitimizes a pastime like a tall glass of booze. So, strictly as a public service, we drafted a real mixologist to lead us in a little game of ModNation: Alcohol and created our own videogame-inspired alcoholic beverages just in time to ring in the New Year.

 
Above: Veronica can also be seen on Qore every month on the PlayStation Network, as well as VeronicaBelmont.com

And we’ve even suckered the host of Sony’s online magazine Qore, the lovely and far too trusting Veronica Belmont, into acting as our official taste ambassador. You too can showcase your fandom with sweet, delectable hooch simply by following our recipes below (assuming you’re of legal drinking age)*. Cheers!


THE LIQUID SNAKE
Inspired by:
Metal Gear Solid 4

A manly drink, made manlier! Put some hair on those knuckles by infiltrating an ordinary Manhattan with a higher bitters dosage and a hint of reptile. There’ll be plenty of time to whip one up in during in-game cutscenes, so feel free to experiment.

RECIPE 
-2 oz Whiskey
-1/2 oz Sweet Vermouth
-1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
-1 Dash Bitters
-1 Gummi worm (or snakes, if you can find ‘em)
-Stir


VERN SAYS: “I never understood why people drink these and the dollar store candy is certainly not helping.”

 

 



KARMA MOMENT
Inspired by:
Infamous

Relive Cole’s electrifying decision process by zapping your gin & tonic with a splash of colorful liqueur. Literally perfect for whatever mood you’re in because it can be evil red or noble azure. (WARNING: Red is deliciously evil.)

RECIPE
-2 oz Gin
-5 oz Tonic Water
-1 dash of Creme de Noyaux and/or Blue Curacao


VERN SAYS: “I get the Red/Blue dynamic, but I gotta recommend stirring them both together. There simply aren’t enough purple cocktails.”

 

 



RAPTURE’S DELIGHT
Inspired by:
BioShock 2

Flip a defiant, Andrew Ryan-style finger to those bartenders in Washington with a type of drink no one’s ordered for half a century. The egg white requires a minute of vigorous shaking, thus non hallucinogenic Absinthe is recommended.

RECIPE
-1 oz Lemon Juice
-1 tsp Sugar
-1 Egg White
-1 oz Absinthe
-1 1/2 oz Bourbon Whiskey
-1 Dash Peychaud’s Bitters
Shake and pour


VERN SAYS: “It doesn’t taste all that bad. But still, it looks like algae, plus the egg gives it a consistency that’s… less than pleasant.”

 

 



PISTIL WHIP
Inspired by:
Flower

Not to be shrugged off as a girl drink! Here’s a pleasant little creamy confection that’ll restore balance to any household dystopia. And for the record, yes. “Pistil” is supposed to be spelled that way.

RECIPE
-1 oz Creme de Noyaux
-1 tbsp White Creme de Cacao
-1 tbsp Cream
-Shake


VERN SAYS: “Actually tastes pretty good for something that looks remarkably like a glass full of Pepto Bismol.”

 

 



*Kids, you can play along, too! Simply replace each foreign and inaccessible ingredient with “Mountain Dew” and you’ll be drinking like the big boys!**

**Except totally not. They’re guzzling real booze and you’ve got day-glo soda pop. It’s really not even similar. Sorry, junior.

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Platforms:

Xbox 360, PS3, PS2, Wii, PC, PSP, DS

43 Comments
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  • egregious

    egregious  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    Last night I tried to have a Death from Above made, but the bartender would not light it on fire so I just drank it as is. Not a fan, to be honest.
  • icantbelieveitsnutbutter

    icantbelieveitsnutbutter  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    The death from above is actually my favorite, made some on new years for everyone! But i didn't light it on fire. I'm not a huge fan of fruity drinks. But the Helldorado sounds very good. I'm going to try the Metal Gear one soon. Great article!

    ReCaptcha:Quenches Thirst Weird :)
  • diddly

    diddly  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    @Xtremer- just for that comment we all know that you are clearly not of age to have any of these, maybe the mountain dew...... but it's an ounce, or a shot by comparison
  • Fluxnard

    Fluxnard  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    I'd defiantly take the Helldarado or Death from Above. Looks good
  • DonAeinis

    DonAeinis  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    Is it just a coincidence that all the games referenced are only on PS3/Multiplatform? I mean no Halo, L4D, and Gears of War? Is it because of Veronica Belmont as the tester?
  • Derigible

    Derigible  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    So THIS is what they were teasing all the way back in Talkradar 64? Love it GR.
  • rockzombie

    rockzombie  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    These drinks look like they would be good, but it's much easier to just grab a beer out of the fridge.
  • slamma

    slamma  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    I luv u Vern
  • grahktherock

    grahktherock  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    after all those drinks I'd be swooping in on this lush!
  • Wubbles

    Wubbles  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    Haha; these kinds of articles make me wonder how many people in the comments complementing the drinks are actually able to drink legally. It'll be so funny when they all get irreversible retardation. The people rolling their eyes at this comment are even funnier.

    Anyway, good article; I liked the Pistil Whipped pun.
  • Ban

    Ban  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    I'm gonna get so wasted today Woooooo!
  • hazelam

    hazelam  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    you probably should have tried the drink that was on fire BEFORE downing all those other drinks :)
  • Xeacons

    Xeacons  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    Awesome article guys! I'm too much of a lightweight to try any of'em, but I'll definitely recommend them at the next LAN party. Hopefully, everyone else will get sloshed enough to provide me with all easy wins!
  • diddly

    diddly  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    first off, great disclaimer, modern warfare drink looks great, thank god i'm 18 and live in canada!!!!
  • AlexMercer1337

    AlexMercer1337  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    I need me a time machine. 21 can't come fast enough...
  • TheWebSwinger

    TheWebSwinger  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    "Rapture's Delight" is an amazing pun.
  • pandasrock

    pandasrock  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    OH CRUD I DRANK DEATH FROM ABOVE WITHOUT PUTTING FIRE OUT GOTTA GET BEHIND COVER..... okay I think I am good.... DAMMIT
  • DriveShaft

    DriveShaft  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    I love the look of the Uncharted one, makesm e thirsty x]
  • AlpineGuy

    AlpineGuy  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    Love the article. It's the kind of stuff that separates GamesRadar from your average 'Top 10 Co-op Games' sites.
    Also, I gotta give props to whoever photographed those drinks. They came out great.
  • mentalityljs

    mentalityljs  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    @ FamourMortimer

    U from Milwaukee?
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