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The most horribly mangled titles in videogame history

Suikoden

Correct pronunciation: "swee ko den"
Incorrect pronunciations: "Sue ko den" "Swike odin" "Sue ick o dan"

Once upon a simpler time, a lot of gamers didn't give Japan a second thought. As far as they were concerned, their beloved entertainment came from the local Toys R Us and not from some far off country with a foreign language. These were the days when Final Fantasy IV was still Final Fantasy II.

If only the Suikoden franchise had been released back then. We could have known it by its most obvious English translation - Stars of Destiny - instead. And, because we would have been much less embarrassed to go up to the store counter and ask for it, the thing might have gone on to sell as well as that Square series we mentioned earlier.

Oh well. At least we didn't have to contend with the full title, Gensou Suikoden. Four vowels were enough to boggle our innocent minds.

Above: When you keep the original title - but lose the original box art - this is the unholy mess you end up with


 
43 Comments
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reerGssoR  - 1 year 3 months ago 
haha Pokuhmoon
nice
Black_X_1111  - 1 year 3 months ago 
Its po-po-lo-croi
the s is silent, thats all
wertyboy  - 1 year 3 months ago 
hey, dont forget about ninja gaiden, im sick of people calling it gayden, its guyden dammit!
sektor187  - 1 year 2 months ago 
pokey-man
HypherionWing  - 1 year 2 months ago 
PuhkuhMayne
theworldonfire  - 1 year 2 months ago 
ninja gaiden!
Trapped_In_Hiskool  - 1 year 1 month ago 
My mom is constantly calling them pokemans. ITS NOT ENGLISH MOM!
thephntm  - 1 year 1 month ago 
TY the Tasmanian Tiger. People say, "Ooh, it's capitalized! So it's pronounced 'Tee-Why'"!
Gatastrophe  - 1 year 7 days ago 
My uncle called popolocrois "poop lacrosse"
afrosamurai3838  - 1 year 6 days ago 
i just ejactulated
TrippyMan  - 11 months 24 days ago 
Schereherazade... there's an NPC called that in a desert area of this one MMO and I always thought it was "Sch-er-ehe-raz-aid"
pyro9393  - 11 months 24 days ago 
god damn japanese and there complicated language
foarthelulz  - 11 months 24 days ago 
u guys forgot mario and how some ppl pronounce it w/ a short a
riodoku79  - 11 months 23 days ago 
umm..foarthelulz...it IS pronounced with a short a...
ultimate_asswoopin  - 11 months 19 days ago 
how about shaw-ha-razaw-dee
KaylaKaze  - 11 months 15 days ago 
I'm pretty sure it was pronounced "fax zanna dew" on Captain N and the Game Masters, which I'm pretty sure was officially licensed by Nintendo.
AA95mp  - 10 months 28 days ago 
xanadu was also a song done by the elo
AA95mp  - 10 months 28 days ago 
DAY OF SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deathrebellion  - 10 months 16 days ago 
Ys????
if they wanted to pronounce it Ease couldn't they just right that....... man i think mispronouncing is becoming a style all by itself..
Well who cares as long as we get something more to laugh at :-)))
deathrebellion  - 10 months 16 days ago 
i willingly wrote 'write' as 'right'
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