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And nine more ridiculous realities we accept as commonplace in games

Pistol whipping hurts more than shooting someone in the face.
You'd think that unloading a clip of ammo in someone's face at point blank range would deal more damage than whacking them upside the head with your gun, but you'd be wrong. Just try playing a round of Rumble Pit in Halo 2. You'll be surprised at all the people you can kill with the butt of your rifle. That'll teach those fools to use their guns to shoot.

Explosive barrels are abundant in high security areas.
If you were in charge of a high security military facility, would you litter every room with tons of highly explosive barrels? Blowing up bad guys by popping the infamous red exploding barrel is a ton of fun, but that still doesn't explain why they're everywhere and why guards with shotguns like to stand right next to them.

Above: This player made the foolish mistake of trying to use his gun to shoot us. He's about to learn that the butt of a rifle does way more damage

Clown closets, desks, and corners.
How do you fit eight zombies in a closet or five terrorists behind a desk? We don't know either, but apparently it's no problem in gun games like House of the Dead or Time Crisis. Once you've shot down the first guy to pop up from behind a desk, you know that four more are still waiting to surprise you… again.

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Major_Wood  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Well actually, the reason Master Chief does so much more damage with pistol whips is that his genetic modifications, cybernetic upgrades and powered armor greatly increase his physical strength so that he can swing a gun with greater velocity than a bullet
twosy  - 1 year 1 month ago 
major shut up
jimsondanet  - 1 year 1 month ago 
well people drown all the time an id rather it be done quickly than watch the whole drama for 10 seconds before a gameover followed by loading... the easiest way around all this is magic! magical inventory to magical fat people gota love the laws of magic
jimsondanet  - 1 year 1 month ago 
oh yea i forgot, turn based combat, the biggest load of crap of them all! not even the laws of magic can cover this strange behaviour
lucklesswonder  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Ridiculous Reality: Covenant armor is badass.

Chief can flip a two-ton Warthog, even a Scorpion tank, if the player actually managed to turn it over. And yet, Elites routinely require more than one pistol whip or rifle butt to the face before they go down. Even Grunts aren't guaranteed to go down in one hit.
Happyrocker68  - 11 months 23 days ago 
...because if we made games more like reality, they would be boring? It's fun to see a fat guy fly! The article is entertaining, but it's a stupid question, really. We all know the answers.
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