http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard/g-2008100612532995094 en http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/f/the-most-sick-morally-questionable-achievements-and-trophies/a-20090924118359067/g-2008100612532995094 <p>In the context of a game, Achievements and Trophies are harmless. They're just carrot-dangling tactics that we're happy to indulge for our greedy pursuit of intangible virtual rewards. We wouldn't think twice about nail-bombing a kitten orphanage if it meant five more gamer points.</p><p>But, let's say, purely for the purposes of this here article, that we take Achievements and Trophies out of their virtual world settings and reconsider them ...</p> feature Sep 24, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/f/the-secretly-sinister-storylines-of-your-favourite-games/a-2009060911582296048/g-2008100612532995094 You never knew they were so wrong... ...<br/> feature Jun 12, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/f/talkradar-46-funnynot-funny/a-20090410103428499069/g-2008100612532995094 <img src="http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Other/TalkRadar/2009-04-10/IMG_2433--article_blog_image.jpg" /><br /><p>Quote of the week: "I watched this dog, for two minutes, take a dump on its own balls" ...</p> feature Apr 10, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/f/the-unfunniest-games-of-march/a-20090408121454475045/g-2008100612532995094 <img src="http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2009/04/Unfunniest%20games%20of%20March/Art/Raw/larrys--article_blog_image.jpg" /><br /><p>When it comes to comedy, no other medium is quite as hit-or-miss as videogames. It&#8217;s rare to see a game that&#8217;s genuinely funny (on purpose, at least), and most of the games that try range from passably entertaining to insultingly awful. Chalk it up to games and humor being subjective art forms, one man&#8217;s culture being another man&#8217;s trash, et cetera. ...</p> feature Apr 8, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard/videos/g-2008100612532995094/v-20090408164846509090 <p>An average shooter that somehow takes a golden premise and dumbs it down to the point of blandness. Weird.</p> video Apr 8, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard/videos/g-2008100612532995094/v-2009040816463945000 <p>An average shooter that somehow takes a golden premise and dumbs it down to the point of blandness. Weird.</p> video Apr 8, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard/videos/g-2008100612532995094/v-20090408164030439034 <p>An average shooter that somehow takes a golden premise and dumbs it down to the point of blandness. Weird.</p> video Apr 8, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard/review/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard/a-2009031018832701096/g-2008100612532995094 <img src="http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/E/Eat%20Lead%20The%20Return%20of%20Matt%20Hazard/Bulk%20viewers/PS3_360/2009-01-27/JRPG--article_blog_image.jpg" /><br /><p>Midway through third-person shooting his way around the Japanese steakhouse that comprises the first level of Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard, the title character has encountered something out of the ordinary: a jive-talking African-American costumed in psychedelic space-clothes like a member of George Clinton&#8217;s band Funkadelic. Rather than diving into a kung-fu battle, Hazard lowers his pistol and deadpans ...</p> review Mar 10, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/f/master-chef-its-parody-time-in-eat-lead/a-20090112105746770008/g-2008100612532995094 <img src="http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2009/01/Matt%20Hazard%20homages/ArticleZombies--article_blog_image.jpg" /><br /><p>Eat Lead: the Return of Matt Hazard is looking like being a solid third-person shooter. But what might elevate it above the crowd is its unique plot, which features homages to several videogame staples. And there's&#160;a fair few chuckles to be had ...</p> feature Jan 28, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard/screenshots/g-2008100612532995094 screenshot Jan 28, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard/preview/so-who-the-hell-is-matt-hazard/a-2008102816509640054/g-2008100612532995094 <p>The game's called Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard. It's a third-person shooter. It's coming out on PS3 and 360 early next year. It's being made by Dead Head Fred developer Vicious Cycle Software. But who exactly is Matt Hazard, where the hell is he returning from and why should we care? To clarify the first two points, watch the video below. To find out if we should actually give a monkeys, keep reading after the movie ...</p> preview Oct 28, 2008 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard/faq/g-2008100612532995094/c-340987 Go to GamesRadar to see the FAQ ... FAQ Jul 27, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard/cheats/g-2008100612532995094#316108 Go to GamesRadar to see the Cheat ... Cheat Mar 6, 2009 http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard/unlockables/g-2008100612532995094#314415 Go to GamesRadar to see the Unlockable ... Unlockable Feb 27, 2009