• Meleedragon27 - November 26, 2012 4:54 p.m.

    Best thing I've read on GamesRadar all month. Seriously, entertaining stuff right there.
  • Fuzunga - November 26, 2012 4:28 p.m.

    And this, kids, is why you should live on Yoshi's Island.
  • BladedFalcon - November 26, 2012 3:26 p.m.

    Wow... Bravo guys! this was pretty entertaining, funny AND really damn dark XD Whatever happened with Professor E. Gadd though? He assisted Luigi several times, mario even. Of course, he would have never been able to stand up on his own, but he COULD have assisted DK or the resistance with his inventions XD
  • Robx - November 26, 2012 3:22 p.m.

    What would happen, is the Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom! ...seriously, if you haven't seen those four movies, go search for them at newgrounds!
  • masterjoe123 - November 26, 2012 3 p.m.

    But what about all of his extra lives and continues?
  • codystovall - November 26, 2012 2:49 p.m.

    You should do these for more game heroes(pokemon next) But where is the mention that bowser makes peach his sex slave.
  • KnightDehumidifier - November 26, 2012 2:34 p.m.

    I'd imagine the Beanbean Kingdom would retaliate in a long-standing war, resulting in massive casualties.
  • J-Fid - November 26, 2012 2:23 p.m.

    I thought in the end, Waluigi would somehow end up as ruler, oh well, no Waluigi Time. That was a terrific story, funny, sad, and for Luigi, pathetic.
  • ILikeChocolates - November 26, 2012 1:48 p.m.

    Dark yet humorous article, whilst helped by listening to Adele's - set fire to the rain, especially when the chorus hits the 10th year! ....alright time to go listen to some 2Pac....
  • ultimatepunchrod - November 26, 2012 1:43 p.m.

    That was pretty awesome. I hope this becomes a regular feature.
  • tehtimeisnow - November 26, 2012 1:26 p.m.

    mario just need to go away seruoisely cuz nitendo keeps makeing these horrable kids games with bad grafics and its hurting the industy nitedno sucks
  • SuperSDizz - November 26, 2012 1:36 p.m.

    So how's Apple doing now that Steve Jobs is dead? What's this, another pointless iphone update year after year.
  • Hobbitking17 - November 26, 2012 3:57 p.m.

    You know Mario helped saved the gaming industry when video games were considered a passing fad, so if it weren't for NINTENDO there wouldn't even be a gaming industry.
  • Dante1924 - November 26, 2012 5:47 p.m.

    Every time I think everyone knows that this guy is an obvious troll... someone comes along and proves me wrong.
  • J-Fid - November 26, 2012 8:46 p.m.

    He's got to get his food from somewhere...
  • shadow707 - November 26, 2012 1:24 p.m.

    that was a great article hahaa
  • bobob101 - November 26, 2012 1:12 p.m.

    Absolutely beautiful, that was a wonderful, ridiculous thing.
  • winner2 - November 26, 2012 1:09 p.m.

    Somehow that was depressing and funny at the same time.

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