What product will Apple replace next?

Apple announced its iPad thingumawhatsit this week, and if everything falls into place, it should revolutionize the way you interact with books, magazines, and spreadsheets the same way the company did with music and movies. Which led to the inevitable question: What existing products will Apple make rounded, glossy, and proprietary next?!


What started as a fascinating, analytical look at the future of technology and the way we see the world, devolved into a series of “i” puns faster than you could remove DRM from your legally obtained media. And although we’re pretty sure the results are more fun to look at anyway, you can’t really put any of the idiocy below past a company banking on a sleek laptop with the primary functionality of facilitating iTunes transactions in its own store

Above: Mac Heads may now take it to the grave

Above: Revolutionize the way you interact with menus without ever opening your palm. Comes in White, Black, and Apple® Other®

Above: Fits up to FIVE iFingers! Perfect for Crab People!

Above: Now with twice the i

Above: And without a partnership with Nintendo, how else would this be possible?

Above: You think Mr. Burns is the only billionaire to challenge solar exclusivity?

Above: We may not be able to undo the damage done to the Land of the Boot by MTV. One more season of Jersey Shore, and even the most patriotic goomba will be ready for a racial reboot

Above: Augmented Reality that incorporates every event of your life into a rousing montage

Above: Whatever the hell this thing takes shape to be should reign supreme!

Above: For that singular dilemma

Above: Formally known as the iPhonograph

Above: Alright, enough already!

Jan 29, 2010


  • kyleander - February 20, 2010 4:51 p.m.

    an itomb mourn while updating your facebook
  • JAMD2506 - February 2, 2010 10:03 p.m.

    RIP: Arch Stanton
  • hardcore_gamer1990 - February 2, 2010 5:16 p.m.

    iRony :')
  • mfwahwah - February 2, 2010 3:17 a.m.

    iCan't Believe It's Not Butter! in ozone
  • brickman409 - February 2, 2010 12:11 a.m.

    you forgot ikickballs
  • GamesRadarChrisAntista - February 1, 2010 7:20 p.m.

    @Chewrocka Glad someone got it!
  • jackthemenace - February 1, 2010 6:26 p.m.

    i loved the iTomb, and the pic for the iDSi was inspired :D
  • sveini22 - February 1, 2010 2:09 p.m.

    haha itomb
  • Ravenbom - February 1, 2010 5:36 a.m.

    WTF? An Antista article without scatological humor? But, great this article was a great iDea.
  • Spybreak8 - February 1, 2010 3:45 a.m.

    Seriously doesn't the iPad feel like a really bad female related joke lol. I love the iDSi, so elite. My name is 8Spybreak8, the 8s are silent noobs.^^
  • AuthorityFigure - January 31, 2010 8:20 a.m.

    What about an iMortgage to pay for all this yuppie crap?
  • Cwf2008 - January 31, 2010 3:31 a.m.

    ROFL the iYatollah. Btw gamesradar expect a strongly worded response about how that little joke shows the jews and americans are working together to screw over Iran from mahmoud guy.
  • C-C-C-C-ComboCro - January 30, 2010 7:48 p.m.

    idsi FTW!!!!!! recaptcha: stockman represented
  • Pr0fesserCha0s - January 30, 2010 5:50 p.m.

    Damn it! GR how do you come up with these funny, weird, yet brilliant features, I'm surprised after how much features you guys wrote, but always come up with new ideas! Though I never fully read all the words, at least there's funny pictures and hilarious big words/captions you guys put
  • Xeacons - January 30, 2010 5:19 p.m.

    With all these iTems, do you guys have even one iOta what you're doing?
  • Picnic1 - January 30, 2010 1:49 p.m.

    Apple make tastefully designed products. Sega made the tastefully designed Dreamcast. How about Apple making a console and promoting that Sega are exclusively making games for it? I think that Apple will be far more keen than Sega would be though.
  • lovinmyps3 - January 30, 2010 1:50 a.m.

    Haha puns.
  • Chewrocka - January 30, 2010 1:27 a.m.

    Someone should look in the iTomb NEXT to Archie...
  • Corsair89 - January 30, 2010 1:16 a.m.

    lol'd at Arch Stanton. :D
  • Ninja-KiLLR - January 30, 2010 12:41 a.m.

    iyatollah. lol

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