Uwe Boll wants you to fund his next film

The credit crunch is affecting everyone it would seem – how else do you explain Uwe Boll turning to us mere mortals for financial aid.

Yes, yes, hold back the jokes about “it’s because his movies usually suck and no one wants to fund them”… He’s serious.

With the German tax loopholes he’s been using to bring the world BloodRayne and Alone In The Dark now closed to him, he’s offering people the chance to contribute to his new terrorist thriller, Blackout.

If you click along to the movie’s official site here – you can sign up to donate £30 towards the budget.