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Trailer Trash 14

Once again, Trailer Trash saves you from the boredom of slick, glossy, overproduced game trailers with a fine selection of craptacular awfulness guaranteed to make you  give up your favorite hobby. To wit: we have an entire page dedicated to Daisy Fuentes and her immovable boobs (that's page 2 if you want to click ahead.)

Charm Girls Club

If being a girl is always about fashion shows, painting nails, and hair boners with your BFFs, sign us up for some estrogen!

The Three Musketeers: The Game

Want epic swordplay? Then go watch an Errol Flynn movie. This trailer only manages to impale you with boredom.

Naruto Shippuden: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3

Just close your eyes and Naruto’s 30-hit combos sound like something out of a bad porno.

Golden Tee 2010

So how do you make golf fun and exciting without Tiger Woods? A raging hick band, shot at nauseating angles of course!

Band Hero

And because we really love to see a pretty lady move, here’s the behind-the-scenes video for Band Hero featuring Taylor Swift! Note: your retail box may not contain a Taylor Swift.

Not enough woman for you? Check out a Daisy Fuentes on the next page for Daisy Fuentes Pilates on the Wii.

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16 comments

  • Cyberninja - August 6, 2009 11:51 p.m.

    some great lols and i am about to watch naruto but that really did sound like a bad porno
  • Cyberninja - August 6, 2009 11:54 p.m.

    buttercup is not going to like the horse choaking comment recaptcha the tinker
  • lovinmyps3 - August 7, 2009 3:44 a.m.

    God that Charm Girls or whatever it was was sooo annoying!!!
  • Terro - August 7, 2009 7:21 a.m.

    I laughed at the sword fighting in the three musketeers. It's just so bad XD
  • azizane - August 7, 2009 4:32 p.m.

    Where do they sell that golden tea?, I'm thirsty...
  • Glides - August 9, 2009 3:13 p.m.

    OK I'm gonna give my dirt about a few of those videos: That girl game is showing why Nintendo has become full of kiss asses and idiots. I mean, seriously, who would want to buy that. That Naruto one DID sound like a porno, and also shows why the show sucks ass. And finally, Taylor Swift's appearence on Band Hero is now why I'm not buying it. So buy GOOD video games, America. Or Disney wins.
  • norid - August 6, 2009 11:21 p.m.

    Haha Naruto does sound like bad pormo
  • Bobbety - August 7, 2009 12:15 a.m.

    Trying to make golf seem badass is a lost cause, and I swear I was about to fall asleep while watching the pilates insrtuctional videos.
  • prayers - August 7, 2009 7:26 a.m.

    band hero.....is going to fail! what a rip off of guitar hero lol and rockband. like who the fuck says band hero...rofl. rock band 2 will last longer this. then rock band 3 will come in and wash the marcket away. but then ....halo reach! will have sex with everyone!
  • prayers - August 7, 2009 7:29 a.m.

    band hero.....is going to fail! what a rip off of guitar hero lol and rockband. like who the fuck says band hero...rofl. rock band 2 will last longer this. then rock band 3 will come in and wash the marcket away. but then ....halo reach! will have sex with everyone!
  • CaptainHead - August 7, 2009 6:40 p.m.

    Noooo don't choke B buttercup with pilates!!
  • drprofessor - August 8, 2009 8:29 p.m.

    Taylor fucking Swift? Seriously? What the fucking hell? Why so many god damn "hero" games. *sigh* The bullshit thing is I'll still probably buy it. DAMN YOU CONSUMERISM!
  • EYE8URBRAINS - August 8, 2009 11:01 p.m.

    Seriously you guys? Naruto Shippuden: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3 is going to be awesome
  • EYE8URBRAINS - August 8, 2009 11:06 p.m.

    ..But, "here comes the big one!" *groan* *groan* was hilarious
  • GoldenMe - August 9, 2009 5:01 a.m.

    I think I've had enough of Daisy Fuentes's breasts. And you guys should apologize to Buttercup, or give him a mountain of suger cubes.
  • PinkHairSasuke - December 11, 2009 12:42 a.m.

    Taylor Swift in a spin-off of Guitar Hero is just pointless and terrible. That's exactly why I didn't buy that. Naruto Shippuden has good gameplay and all but the grunts do sound like something out of a bad porno, though not every fan will think of that while they're kicking ass as their dream ninja.

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