"Kiss me?" says Bella, with a sexily arched eyebrow. Edward's only too happy to slip her the tongue. Yuk... kissing. He'll get cooties that way.
We then get some typically Twilight-esque schmaltz from the pair. "I love you," admits Bella.
"You're my only reason to stay alive," replies Edward as we all shout at the screen, "But you're NOT ALIVE, you undead, well-coiffed twonk!"
...If that’s what I am," finishes El Broodo. Oh. Okay, then. Carry on.
Robert's favourite subject at school was English.