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  • shallis-rhiannon - November 9, 2013 6:57 p.m.

    I would like to know what happened to links parents and who are they and where are they from AND why did they leave Link in the village?
  • TheDudeFromNowhere - April 25, 2013 2:18 p.m.

    It would be cool to be in a timeline where Link fails to save the world every game. Reborned in shittier world each time.
  • MaryMcNeill24 - April 24, 2013 10:45 a.m.

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  • Elgyem - April 23, 2013 2:33 p.m.

    Y'know, I'm pretty sure that the heart pieces and hearts were more like magical embodiments of life force, similar to keeshan souls, that are created through certain circumstances and not actual hearts. That could explain why they are so frequent and why so many people find them.
  • Drekner - April 24, 2013 4:56 p.m.

    I was thinkin' the same thing actually. All the points up to that one I was like holy shit this is funny but actually entirely believable. Quite a good laugh though.
  • ultimatepunchrod - April 23, 2013 10:54 a.m.

    This is the best Top 7 I've read in a while.
  • FOZ - April 23, 2013 10:05 a.m.

    Everyone says Ganondorf is evil. Sure, he turned Castle Town into a habitat for Redeads, froze Zora's Domain, invaded the Deku Forest with evil plants, and kidnapped all the Gorons, but at least he got rid of the stupid skeletons.
  • Elgyem - April 23, 2013 2:34 p.m.

    And replaced them with malevolent spirits.
  • winner2 - April 23, 2013 6:32 p.m.

    Well MY neighbors sister makes 400$ a punch beating the shit out of online spammer-solicitors
  • Swedish_Chef - April 23, 2013 4:09 a.m.

    Number 1 should've been the entirety of Majora's Mask. All of it.
  • Fox_Mulder - April 23, 2013 12:06 a.m.

    I would like some more Majora's Mask in this list, considering how it's (next to TP) the darkest Zelda game. Things from Majora's like freaking creepy mask children running around a tree inside the moon, which also has a super-angry face and wants to crush all of Termina. That's pretty goddamn disturbing, still is. Regardless, great list Mr. Houghton.
  • KidKatana - April 23, 2013 2:34 a.m.

    Agreed, great list. And Majora's Mask is set in a parallel world, so...whole new Top 7 please. Most disturbing things about Termina. Let's start with why there's a dude who lives in a toilet, move through the freaky faceless dancing mask, touch on the fact that Zoras start off as tadpoles, and finally settle on Tingle.
  • Fox_Mulder - April 23, 2013 10:12 a.m.

    Yeah, just realized that this is the Hyrule list. MM has tons of disturbing material for a Top 7.
  • C.King - April 22, 2013 8:45 p.m.

    keep on saying this but the mere existence of skulltulas is enough to ruin the whimsy for me, took me 3 days to clear the 1st dungeon every 3d zelda game i played because i take long cool downs from the trembling fear those things instill in me, twilight princess's first dungeon is the absolute hell of any arachnophobe , not only are spiders your main enemy they are your freaking tool for progression, kill a giant spider pick up it's lit corpse and run around with it trial after trial try getting the throw right because your freaking out too much to focus and do it right. great game but i always copy my save file right after the 1st dungeon so i don't have to go through it again.
  • Fox_Mulder - April 23, 2013 12:03 a.m.

    If you hate the skulltulas in TP, then DON'T play Skyward Sword. I'm just kidding, everyone needs to play it, but the skulltulas in SS are ridiculous. Took me a lot of practice in Hero mode just to figure out how to take them out.
  • C.King - April 23, 2013 5:32 p.m.

    i played skyward sword, here's the thing about them in sky ward sword they are a bit harder to kill but the toonish look makes em slightly easier to handle the ones from tp. the ones from tp are especially gross with the fact that they can freaking block an attack, the ones in skyward sword are just armored and only be killed from their weak point they take more time to deal with for me though since the first play through you gotta think with em a little which in the state they put me in worsen things
  • Fox_Mulder - April 23, 2013 9:50 p.m.

    Ah. I see. So it's not about how hard they are, just how creepy they look. I'm with you, sometimes my child-consciousness appears during my dreams and I have a scary child dream about the skulltulas from Ocarina and Majora's Mask. Same with the skulltula-people in Kakariko Village from Ocarina.
  • C.King - April 24, 2013 5:29 p.m.

    exactly, they are just scary looking
  • g1rldraco7 - April 22, 2013 5:33 p.m.

    Great now we see the dark side of Zelda. Good list though.

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