DEAD OR ALIVE 4 (2005)
The ending.
Take your pick. You want the one with the half-naked girl making a fresh garden salad?
Or the one with the half-naked girl roundhouse kicking some old pervert in the face for touching her boobs?
Or maybe the one with the half-naked girl transforming into a mermaid and getting caught in a fisherman's net?
How about a psychedelic drug- and lute-inspired dance marathon? (Sorry, no half-naked girls here.)
A jazz tribute to the terrible tragedy of a dropped and wasted sticky bun?
The tomb raiding adventures of a magical Teletubby (and return of the half-naked girl)?
Or the REAL ending... six minutes of Armageddon set to Aerosmith. Yeah.
Huh?!
Exactly.
