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The Top 7... worst video game ports that should've been taken out back with a shotgun

The crappy conversions of great games that deserved a mercy killing

Words: on September 6, 2010
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  • KaiokenKid - September 6, 2010 11:05 p.m.

    @lovinmyps3: but.... dont you play on PS3? (I kid, I kid, but still, PS3 dosent usualy get the BEST best version.)

  • Yirba - September 6, 2010 11:36 p.m.

    I really hate to keep on mentioning it, bu Roxy really is a girl. It's only Poison who's a guy. And Nintendo removed them because they didn't approve of violence against women.

  • skynetiscoming - September 7, 2010 12:23 a.m.

    I played through that piece of shit Mercenaries 2 twice on PS2 and half a time on the PS3. God what a mess.

  • FauxFurry - September 7, 2010 2:28 a.m.

    It was games like Pac-Man, Indiana Jones and E.T. that caused me not only to feel less than the slightest twinge of dread when it appeared that console gaming would go away for good,I practically welcomed it. The box art was more fun than games themselves,quite the opposite of even the worst games nowadays where box art is just a formality. That's the only thing that I get remotely nostalgic about!

  • silellak - September 7, 2010 3:59 a.m.

    A good list, but it really should've included the Ultima VII port for the Super Nintendo: http://rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=34561 *twitch*

  • manicania - September 7, 2010 4:08 a.m.

    I really don't get what's so bad about Bayonetta for the PS3. So the graphics are slightly worse than Xbox, so what? The controls are fine, the gameplay is solid, the combat is good, what's the problem? Even from the video, the only thing you notice is slightly worse graphics...

  • jmcgrotty - September 7, 2010 6:47 a.m.

    "Unlike the writer of these words and probably loads of you reading this, Monsieur Cundos was actually alive in 1982" Dear god, is this true? The average age around here is that young? How depressing.

  • Rockmotron9000 - September 7, 2010 8:46 a.m.

    god i LOVE top7! most of the entries were spectacular! especially liked SF2 and the Wii version of DR. when will developers learn not to port awesome games to the Wii?

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  • therawski - September 7, 2010 6:26 p.m.

    As an American I love this quote: "hundreds of undead Americans" But I couldn't believe that people were saying red dead was a bad port on ps3, I had absolutely no problems with it.

  • 435 - September 8, 2010 9:47 a.m.

    Tom Selleck -is- awesome.

  • philipshaw - September 8, 2010 10:20 a.m.

    Pac Man does look awful but I forgot how bad Mercs 2 was

  • AuthorityFigure - September 8, 2010 10:43 a.m.

    You're kidding yourself if you think the white pellets in Pacman were 'iconic'...

  • Clovin64 - September 8, 2010 6:42 p.m.

    I dont think Bayonetta on PS3 was that bad. Slighty worse garaphics and irritating load times aside, it was a fine game. I finished it twice and was able to ignore the problems after a while. The only really annoying part was when you die during a tricky boss fight and are forced to endure a massve load time before you can give it another hot. Surely that Street Fighter II port was worse?

  • Sabtos - September 9, 2010 2:16 a.m.

    Yeah, PC was exactly what I experienced RE4 on. I still can not comprehend the logic behind the control scheme. For the most part I got used to it, but the only reason I played it on PC was because I borrowed it.

  • warlord2080 - January 3, 2012 1:36 p.m.

    i think another game that they may have left out is shadow of the beast for the sega genesis faster enemies and crappy hit detection.

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