The Top 7... Mispronounced game names

The most horribly mangled titles in videogame history

Words: on June 26, 2007

Not everything can be as simple and straightforward as Pong. Forget the design and the graphics... we're just talking about the title. Pong. So pure. So unadorned. So onomatopoeic. So easy to pronounce, a child or caveman could do it.

Since then, gaming... and the naming of gaming... has only grown more confusing and complicated. Bad translations, bad marketing and sometimes plain old bad education have created a hobby where only the hardcore can make it through a list of new releases without verbally embarrassing themselves.

But perhaps that's just part of the fun. If that's the case, here are the game titles we've had the most fun slaughtering over the years.

Faxanadu

Correct pronunciation: "Fah zan ah doo"
Incorrect pronunciation: "Fax Anna Dew"

The word "Xanadu" has a rich and artistic history. Did you know that it was the name of the ancient Mongolian Empire's capital city? Or that it was the inspiration for English poet Samuel Taylor Coleridge's most famous piece of work, Kubla Khan? Did you realize that it was the main character's mansion in one of the greatest films ever made, Citizen Kane?

Of COURSE you didn't. And, even if you did, the children playing videogames back in the late 1980s sure as hell didn't. Labelling your game just Xanadu would have been enough to make their brains hurt. Combining it with the name of the system it appeared on (the Famicom) to form Faxanadu was just cruel. Cute. But cruel.



Above: Those anticipating the magical excitement of office equipment had to make do with daggers and wingboots. Sigh...

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  • ObsessionWithEdgeworth

    ObsessionWithEdgeworth  - 2 years ago  - Report

    ...
    possibly naruto?
    because im sick of the idiots i have to live with (my "family") calling it na-roo-tow, instead of na-ruh-to.
    Its also annoying when people mispronounce the japanese r/l/thing, i know some people cant say it, but some deliberately dont even try to say it properly.
  • Thantos410

    Thantos410  - 2 years ago  - Report

    Personally, I pronounce Deus Ex as, "Day-Yus-Ex," but, "Day Of Sex," ftw.

    Oh JC Denton, you were so inadvertently perverted...
  • MagicalSarai

    MagicalSarai  - 2 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    I can help with one of them:

    PoPoLaCrois... if it's what I believe, then it's French and this pronounced - Poh-Poh-Lah-Kwah. In French the "oi" is pronounced with a "wah" sound. Like Croisant is pronounced "Kwah-san" (silent "t")

    Or... to take it into Disney land... the Little mermaid song "Les Poissons": Leh Pwah-son. So... yeah.

    Also I believe the Deus Ex is latin and should be pronounced: "Day-ous ex" not "Day-s ex"
  • foarthelulz

    foarthelulz  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    u guys forgot mario and how some ppl pronounce it w/ a short a
  • TrippyMan

    TrippyMan  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    Schereherazade... there's an NPC called that in a desert area of this one MMO and I always thought it was "Sch-er-ehe-raz-aid"
  • HypherionWing

    HypherionWing  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    PuhkuhMayne
  • sektor187

    sektor187  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    pokey-man
  • riodoku79

    riodoku79  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    umm..foarthelulz...it IS pronounced with a short a...
  • pyro9393

    pyro9393  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    god damn japanese and there complicated language
  • afrosamurai3838

    afrosamurai3838  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    i just ejactulated
  • Gatastrophe

    Gatastrophe  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    My uncle called popolocrois "poop lacrosse"
  • thephntm

    thephntm  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    TY the Tasmanian Tiger. People say, "Ooh, it's capitalized! So it's pronounced 'Tee-Why'"!
  • Trapped_In_Hiskool

    Trapped_In_Hiskool  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    My mom is constantly calling them pokemans. ITS NOT ENGLISH MOM!
  • theworldonfire

    theworldonfire  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    ninja gaiden!
  • wertyboy

    wertyboy  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    hey, dont forget about ninja gaiden, im sick of people calling it gayden, its guyden dammit!
  • Black_X_1111

    Black_X_1111  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    Its po-po-lo-croi
    the s is silent, thats all
  • reerGssoR

    reerGssoR  - 3 years, 5 months ago  - Report

    haha Pokuhmoon
    nice
  • DoctorGordonFreeman

    DoctorGordonFreeman  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    lol i always pronounced it do sex
  • yoshi639

    yoshi639  - 2 years, 10 months ago  - Report

    i still renenber playing suikoden i played all of them execpt #4 which was a little terrible
  • Danomeon

    Danomeon  - 2 years, 10 months ago  - Report

    What about Baiten Kaitos?
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