• CitizenThom - May 14, 2012 9:52 p.m.

    Because we all know Fox is the only station that sensationalizes the news. :rolleyes: Every TV news station runs the same absurdity, why go for the scapegoat when you can just be honest about the current state of television news?
  • shawksta - May 15, 2012 9:01 a.m.

    That is true, but the thing is Fox news is the most crtisized for many different things.
  • angelusdlion - May 15, 2012 5:29 p.m.

    there's a difference between sensationalism and making shit up.. fox dos more of the latter than the former.
  • Fox_Mulder - May 14, 2012 9:32 p.m.

    I LOVE this article. You guys really got your thumb right on Fox News' pulse.
  • talleyXIV - May 14, 2012 8:22 p.m.

    I knew that Pikmin had racial undertones!
  • nigelnofriends - May 14, 2012 6:16 p.m.

    Oh look, a left-wing media establishment making fun of Fox News. Your ideas are new and exciting. Tell me more...
  • Untarr - May 14, 2012 7:11 p.m.

    If only Fox News was the only news outlet that blatantly skews things to serve their own purpose of entertaining viewers while reporting "the facts". Sponsors don't care about real news, they care about ratings. Once you accept that, you'll realize that ALL news is biased to appeal to its base of viewers. In the same way that this article is meant to appeal to gamers, Fox News appeals to conservatives and MSNBC news appeals to liberals.
  • bebl09 - May 14, 2012 9:23 p.m.

    Not sure if trolling or just stupid. Hating Fox News doesn't make you 'left-wing', it means you're not an idiot. Anyone who doesn't hate Fox News for their idiotic, ignorant and biased hate-mongering cannot call themselves a gamer for all the ridiculous stories they've come up with over the years.
  • Hobogonigal - May 16, 2012 2:11 a.m.

    Trolling, being serious or is it just me not getting your sarcasm?
  • NullG7 - May 14, 2012 5:03 p.m.

    The sad part is I can see it, I mean this makes more sense than that one Fox News guy saying that the Earth is special because no other planet has moons...
  • ThatGamerDude - May 14, 2012 4:13 p.m.

    Oh God what about Pokemon or even Sonic? Oh and I can only imagine what a Lemmings one would be like!
  • tiben36 - May 14, 2012 3:04 p.m.

    i am disapointed by the tetris one i was expecting it getting called a communist encrypted propaganda device
  • CitizenWolfie - May 15, 2012 1:46 a.m.

    I was expecting that sort of thing as well.
  • Rub3z - May 14, 2012 2:16 p.m.

    I just absolutely cannot believe the blatantly ignorant, stupid, baseless and totally vapid arguments and criticisms that damn news outlet has had to level against games. Fuck those guys. In fact, ignorant, stupid, baseless etc. etc. content is exactly why I almost never watch television in the first place. My TV is made for only one thing... and as a regular on this site, y'all can probably guess what that is. :D
  • pr0tostar - May 14, 2012 2:04 p.m.

    Possibly your best off-the-high-horse article, Dave. Made my day.
  • SketchLemon - May 14, 2012 2:02 p.m.

    You should send this to Fox News along with a resume, start making some real cheddar
  • J-spit - May 14, 2012 12:06 p.m.

    That Tetris entry (ha!) caught me way off guard. Definitely the funniest part of this brilliant article. Fox News can suck it.
  • darkvare - May 14, 2012 11:07 a.m.

    if any of this actually happens you guys will win the interwebs
  • KA87 - May 14, 2012 10:30 a.m.

    LOL. I loved the breaking news on the Pikman opener. Also, Pikman with guns was very funny. I think the yellow one should have been tying a bomb rock to one of the ladybug/bear things. You are right the mainstream medias protrayal of games is really sad. All they do is claim that they lead to deviant act, drug use, violence, and sexual deviants. The way they say it one would think that none of that was going on before games were created. Last time I checked murder and prostitution have been around for several thousand year, LSD was created in the 60's, and socialism was created in the mid-1800's. The talking heads should really just stick to doing a bad job of covering the election or creating a bloodlust for some poor souls head. I would have liked to have seen what they would have said about Lollipop Chainsaw. Their reaction to the trailer alone would have been priceless.
  • bamit11 - May 14, 2012 3:20 p.m.

    Lsd was created in the 30's.

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