An earlier version of this article originally appeared on this site on April 22, 2010.


  • takanami22 - October 4, 2014 3:12 p.m.

    as for alakazam, the new cells would replace the old dead cells, which are excremented from the body through feces, urination, mucus, etc. while proteins and other useful chemicals are sent where they are needed in the body. he wouldn't die of a giant brain, if anything it make alakazam effectively immortal
  • Karaya1 - April 17, 2014 4:21 a.m.

    As much as Yamask is a bit creepy, I kinda sympathize too. It's not creepy as in fuck off, but creepy as in poor bastard.
  • richard-glen - June 27, 2014 10:21 p.m.

    Yes but it does evolve into a pokemon that gets revenge by eating grave robbers and entombing them in solid gold.
  • DarkestDuck - April 17, 2014 2 a.m.

    Also Hypno, Drifloon and Drifblim
  • Evanesco - April 16, 2014 5:30 p.m.

    Whodafuck drew those pictures
  • jcarlos986 - October 9, 2013 12:08 p.m.

    you guys should put this article at halloween week
  • g1rldraco7 - October 8, 2013 11:41 p.m.

    I can't look at Pokemon the same way anymore because I read this O.O
  • Cwf2008 - October 8, 2013 7:34 p.m.

    The worst part about Haunter? In the opening to the original Pokemon show you see Haunter licking Pikachu.
  • BloodyShenlong - October 9, 2013 5:58 p.m.

    He licks Charmander, actually :P
  • Pokemon_Trainer_Shelby - January 10, 2014 9:28 a.m.

    omg haunter must have a very heated relation ship with him then XD
  • C.King - October 8, 2013 6:45 p.m.

    dugdrio will always be the most disturbing to me. using the 3peat evolution method and like dodrio the only organic trios but we don't see what is connecting them unlike all the others
  • Swedish_Chef - October 8, 2013 6:23 p.m.

    Needs more MissingNo. Great artwork though!
  • freeden - October 8, 2013 5:18 p.m.

    As if the idea that an entire world's species of animals is just out there for the people that live in it to capture them and stuff them into tiny balls. The whole cutesy act of Pokemon is just a cover for terrifying creatures used as weapons and animal abuse in the name of collecting badges!
  • Fuzunga - October 8, 2013 2:36 p.m.

    SPOILERS, YO Here's some great new ones: Phantump: According to old tales, the Pokemon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest. Trevenant: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave.
  • Elgyem - October 8, 2013 2:18 p.m.

    Where are the rest from Unova? The scolipede art was awesome!
  • shawksta - October 8, 2013 2:06 p.m.

    Damn straight this are morbid. As Bladedfalcon says, awesome art Tyler. Speaking of which, with Pokemon X and Y coming out this week, we COULD expect a Pokemon Representative in Smash be revealed.
  • Zeos - October 8, 2013 1:24 p.m.

    Never knew Pokemon could be so morbid. Awesome.
  • BladedFalcon - October 8, 2013 12:12 p.m.

    ...Who did the art for the new entries? Those are some awesome pieces of work right there!
  • GR_LucasSullivan - October 8, 2013 12:22 p.m.

    T. Wilde did it all! What a difference three years makes!
  • BladedFalcon - October 8, 2013 1:03 p.m.

    o.O Holy crap!!! are you serious!??? Tyler did the new ones as well!??? Wow... there really IS a quite an improvement! Congratulations on him! this is amazing! ^^

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