The 10 manliest men in videogame history

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Spoiler alert! The following video and article contain explicit discussion of critical plot points from several popular games. Watch and read at your own risk.

Manliest moment: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

Manliest moment: Evacuating unconscious pilots from an area that’s about to be bombed, after being instructed to leave them behind

Manliest moment
: Rescuing the warrior queen A’kanna from her insane father on Parad Isle

Manliest moment: Destroying the Dark Energy Reactor in the Citadel, heedless of the risk to himself

Manliest moment: Destroying M. Bison’s Psycho Drive by repeatedly pile-driving E. Honda’s face into it

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