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Tekken 6 review

AT A GLANCE
  • Fast and furious fighting
  • Rage gauge is good equalizer
  • New characters are cool
  • Design is archaic in 2009
  • Starting to become bloated
  • Lame brawler mode

Balance is a delicate thing, so easily lost. Tekken is a series that thrives on it – on striking a balance between fulfilling its remit as the ‘accessible’ 3D fighting game (button-mashing will get you further here than in most fighters) and offering a system substantial and even enough to allow the hardcore fans to battle at a competitive level. Tekken 5 managed this balance with aplomb, but while Tekken 6 is ostensibly little more than a high-def update, its revisions (of which, to its credit, there are many) are likely to result in it receiving a rather lukewarm reception, from players both old and new.


Beefy roster

With 42 selectable characters, this is the most expansive Tekken yet. It’s a roster size that nears Marvel vs Capcom territory, and although lapsed fans will find a number of familiar faces to cling to, newcomers might find the whole process a bit daunting. Doubly so, in fact, when they pause a fight to check out the command list expecting two flashy kicks and a dragon punch variant, only to be greeted with over 150 different moves of varying complexity.

Now, if you’re not familiar with Tekken, you might be a bit thrown off by its mix of serious-toned, awesome dudes with crazy hair, and the, um, more “flamboyant” characters. For instance, series veteran Roger Jr.:


Above: We love how the baby is striking the exact same pose. Also, who’s the “Jr.”? 

If that’s not weird enough for you, Tekken’s also known for characters such as this guy:


Above: Okay, so he’s a living training dummy. We can roll with that. But what’s up with the chains? And then there are the Children of the Damned glowing eyes… 

Luckily, the new characters mostly avoid ridicule, and have added some much-needed chainsaw arms and alcoholism to the Tekken Roster. Unfortunately, those two traits aren’t fused into one character, as that would officially make any future characters obsolete from the sheer badassness of drunken lumberjacking. Let’s meet a few of the new guys (and gals):


Miguel

Bullfighter Miguel’s sister was killed, so he eases the pain by quaffing copious gallons of liquor and kicking strangers. Awesomely, he does both at the same time, so drunken antics ensue mid-battle! Any similarities to Screech from Saved by the Bell are obvious.


Above: Getting pounded into the street by a drunk is all sorts of embarrassing


Alisa

Alisa is a cyborg who can sprout chainsaws from her arms, grow wings or remove her head. We fancy her madly, seeing as pink hair and sawblades are the best accessories for the most fashion-forward hottie. And removable heads can always come in handy.


Above: Terror cometh in the guise of a dainty, harmless-looking waif


Zafina

Zafina is a bendy young lass who crawls around like a spider-beast. Be still our beating heart! Okay, now beat again. In case you’re not into the whole pink-haired anime thing, this goth girl will surely tickle your fancy.


Above: She’d be handy on a date if you get mugged… especially if your attackers are sub-4 ft children


Leo

We wish, wish, wish we knew whether Leo was a boy or a girl. No one seems to know the truth. Maybe s/he’s a South African athlete? He’s clearly wearing lipstick, and his voice is quite feminine, and yet…


Above: It really doesn’t matter what gender they are when they’re handing your ass to you on a plate formed from your broken teeth glued together

More Info

Release date: Nov 24 2009 - PSP
Oct 27 2009 - PS3, Xbox 360 (US)
Dec 11 2009 - PSP
Oct 30 2009 - PS3, Xbox 360 (UK)
Available Platforms: PSP, PS3, Xbox 360
Genre: Fighting
Published by: Namco Bandai
Developed by: Namco Bandai
ESRB Rating:
Teen: Alcohol Reference, Crude Humor, Suggestive Themes, Violence, Mild Language
PEGI Rating:
16+

9 comments

  • MerylsHers12 - January 8, 2014 5:08 a.m.

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  • bluepineapple - March 18, 2013 7:23 a.m.

    I actually thought the game was crap. Worse in the series.
  • TRAVthe3RD - November 27, 2009 3:52 p.m.

    god dam i hate azazel so much.. mega rage if your a tekken newcomer
  • maddmadAt0m - November 1, 2009 2:09 p.m.

    and i if doa 5 has jiggling middle eastern chick in a head scarf, i'm sooo buying that to. now thatz y i have 2 mads in user-name :P
  • maddmadAt0m - November 1, 2009 2:05 p.m.

    i am sooo gonna get this game for alisa & zafina. middle eastern women are hot, even when wearing head-scarfs :P
  • MagicalSarai - October 28, 2009 5:51 p.m.

    Holy typos and errors, crumbdunky! On the whole which game is better thing: Aside from Star Wars characters appearing in SC4 (which I loved) it was still a fantastic fighting machine! The controls and gameplay mechanics were excellent... whether you can take it seriously or not doesn't matter. The fact still remains that Namco made a great fighter. BlazBlue is also quite extraordinary! If Tekken6 isn't better than them... I don't really want to waste my time with it, but I'm not a fan of the Tekken series either.
  • crumbdunky - October 28, 2009 3:07 p.m.

    Van't agree with SF4 and SC4 being better than NN VR. Not at all-SF2THGR is a better SP ame than SF4 for a start and SF4 is RUINED by those useless focus moves,imo, and don'yt startm me on Sould Calibur 4-after the Darthj , Yoda nd generic crew cut guy from TFU appeared wrecking the whole thing for sales I couldn't take it seriously anymore whatsoever. VV is the best of the three and yet you think it suffers because it's a new IP? What a crime not already having a fanbase is! I've never heard anything so mental in my life-it's never as if there's not enough people to play with is it? So why is Tekken's fanmbase a bad thing if someone wants to compare BB and T6? AAAAND BB looks better, has more intriguely balanced fighters(even if the roster is small it's also faultless AND the UK version will be getting more fighters in any case and no doubt they'll be available as DLC in the US at some point as well. Honestly, I'd pick a new vibrant game in BB over the incredibly overated SF4 any day of the week.THat's without "Kendiots" & spamming hads online!
  • WaffleLeech - October 27, 2009 11:17 p.m.

    Seems like a solid fighter, I'll have to try this when I'm finished with BlazBlue.
  • WaffleLeech - October 27, 2009 11:17 p.m.

    Seems like a solid fighter, I'll have to try this when I'm finished with BlazBlue.

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