Hello and welcome to the fifth entry in GamesRadar's 'The Posh British Version' feature. It's where the GamesRadar UK team take well-known scenes from your favourite games and imagine what they'd sound like if all the characters were over-the-top, posh, English aristocrats. Sounds odd--trust us, it just works... incredibly well.
In this latest video, we take the opening scenes from Splinter Cell: Blacklist, and imagine what it'd be like if--instead of saving the world from terrorists--our heroes were trying to win the varsity boat race between Oxford and Cambridge. Will the loss of their best rower, Quentin, spell disaster for the crew? Or have they found a secret weapon that'll guarantee an ungentlemanly victory in the regatta?
To reiterate--this video was made for comedy purposes by the very, very British GamesRadar UK team. It's deliberately over-the-top. Y'know, to make it funny.