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How Hollywood will ruin your favourite games

The news that Shadow of the Colossus is being turned into a movie – penned by the scribe behind Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li – has made us inconsolable. With the translation from hell about to mangle Sony’s ethereal adventure beyond recognition, all bets are off over what Hollywood’s going to do with videogame properties next. In fact, we’re completely convinced some cynical suits are about to turn our most beloved games into the following movie monstrosities…

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112 comments

  • Thantos410 - January 31, 2010 8:54 p.m.

    Is that Raquel Welsh in Dino Crisis?
  • damunsta - January 21, 2010 11:05 p.m.

    I'd watch a movie with Cuck Norriss as Merryl, but I guess that makes me part of the problem.
  • IronicBob - May 29, 2009 8 p.m.

    One of the funniest things I've read all day. One question though: Apart from Chuck Norris, who WOULD play Solid Snake?
  • Dplunder - April 23, 2009 10:18 p.m.

    hey if chuck norris was every actor in MGS they'd get the movie done overnight because chuck norris dosen't sleep he waits and he can beat the son in a staring contest THANK YOU CHUCK NORRIS
  • CoolMagicDude2 - April 23, 2009 2:42 a.m.

    hahaha they had to put norris in there didnt they?
  • CoolMagicDude2 - April 23, 2009 2:41 a.m.

    hahaha they had to put chuck norris in there! lmao nice work
  • justintime51 - April 22, 2009 6:10 p.m.

    CHUCK NORRIS+ MGS= PWNAGE
  • ranzatsu - April 22, 2009 4:01 a.m.

    That's why i hate Hollywood.
  • Gsindahouse - April 20, 2009 8:49 p.m.

    You cant be serious! Vin Diesel!!! Why do you betray me!!!
  • breener96 - April 20, 2009 8:23 p.m.

    OBEY HYPNO TOAD
  • Luigi49 - April 20, 2009 6:22 p.m.

    Game movie r just ways 2 make easy money. They'll just end up ruining the movie
  • doomdude - April 20, 2009 11:58 a.m.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Gr dont do this to my favorite games though i wouldnt mind the God of war cause i dont se to any ways they could screw that one up and metal gear would be funny (i hate chuck norris)they would screw it up so bad that my bro who loves the series would laugh
  • Selectedpayload - April 20, 2009 11:08 a.m.

    I'd watch them all. Vin Diesel is actually a gamer though.
  • gmilf71 - April 20, 2009 5:45 a.m.

    lol god of war one is the funniest. mickey rooney as zeus. it would make zeus at least 50% more badass. same with chuck norris as snake and liquid
  • bolts2011 - April 19, 2009 11:16 p.m.

    Honestly god of war with vin diesel wouldnt be that bad i mean vin killing a hydra badass cmon
  • bigdad84 - April 19, 2009 10:52 p.m.

    Well i heard that there going to make Turok the game into a Movie
  • _D-Man_ - April 19, 2009 6:03 p.m.

    This is so genius.
  • Dantesan666 - April 19, 2009 9:43 a.m.

    Are you kidding mne, Chuck Norris as Snake! Hell yes i'd see that XD
  • Tw1sted - April 19, 2009 6:39 a.m.

    hahaha the half life 2 one was the best XD
  • DrFailgood - April 19, 2009 3:18 a.m.

    Lol, I could totally see Chuck Norris in a Metal Gear Solid movie.

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