Highlight of the Week: Rotting zombies, mouldy script

A f*cking lamp!

There are quite a few things wrong with Dead Island, but thanks to the raft of technical issues at play, one problem which isn't often focused upon is its terrible script and somewhat patchy acting. So we thought we'd focus on that problem with this week's Highlight.

I suspect this is Cam 'Liquid Snake and a million others' Clarke in this here audio-diary (accompanying animation by myself). I'm a big fan of Cam Clarke, but there's absolutely no way he could have polished this dialogue-turd.

August 09, 2011


Long-time GR+ writer Dave has been gaming with immense dedication ever since he failed dismally at some '80s arcade racer on a childhood day at the seaside (due to being too small to reach the controls without help). These days he's an enigmatic blend of beard-stroking narrative discussion and hard-hitting Psycho Crushers.
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