Gaming's most twisted royalty

Inbred or not, these "nobles" know how to deliver the hits

As human train wrecks go, it’s tough to beat the monarchs of the world. From the wife massacring, good-times attitude of Henry VIII to the sadistic, serial torturer Elizabeth Bathory, nobles have always found trendy ways to inspire both fascination and disgust. Thankfully, royalty in videogames is just as morally bankrupt - we just don’t have to deal with that odd tingling sensation you get from watching a real human get their skull hacked off.

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