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The worst box art of 2007

Take a look back at the 15 games that fuglied up store shelves the most this year

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US

Designing a box for a game is tough. With one image, you need to stand out on the shelf, catch the eye of the casual consumer and convince them that your game is worth their money. Some games get it wrong; others get it so wrong that potential customers actually recoil in horror. We've all seen terrible old atrocities like Mega Man and Alex Kidd in Miracle World, but don't think for a second that awful cover art is a thing of the past, left behind by a more sophisticated games industry. To prove it, we've pulled together the 15 worst examples from this year alone for you to gawk at. 

Please bear in mind we're not passing judgment over the games themselves - just the boxes that hold them.

15. Fairy Godmother Tycoon (PC, released April 30)

Compositionally, there's nothing wrong with this Shrek 2-inspired box and its frog-lipped, cake-haired, cow-eyed matron - apart from the fact that it exists.

14. Etrian Odyssey (DS, released May 15)

Shh! These characters were posing, but then a loud noise startled them into hiding on the far side of the cover. Maybe if we're real quiet, they'll slowly creep back and help us figure out how to read their logo.

13. Nancy Drew: The White Wolf of Icicle Creek (PC, released June 7)

Also known as "Nancy Drew: The Painting on the Side of the Van Owned by the Middle-Aged Man Who Wears a Turquoise Belt Buckle and Collects Dreamcatchers."

12. Petz: Catz 2 (PC/PS2/Wii/DS, released Nov. 15)

"O HAI U CATCHED US SECKSING LOL."

We honestly don't know what's worse - the fact that these kittens are clearly getting it on, or the way they're making eye contact with us the entire time.

11. Touch Detective 2 ½ (DS, released Oct. 9)

Um...

What.

 
20 Comments
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Evenflow69  - 9 months 5 days ago 
The touch detective on made me laugh so hard!!!
FIRST!
sniperscope  - 9 months 5 days ago 
touch detective is hilarious! The kittens are great too
MacGyver1138  - 9 months 4 days ago 
I have to stop looking at these articles at work. I just had to fake that my laughter was a cough when I saw the touch detective one!
tacolord  - 9 months 4 days ago 
omg!!!!! its a completely normal mushroom that looks like a p***s!!!! i need to get out more......
JosephCh  - 9 months 4 days ago 
Lawl you guys crack me up.
lava_lamp  - 9 months 4 days ago 
you know that brown thing from touch detective is tapping that
Cogglesz  - 8 months 22 days ago 
pretty funny how all of them except the pc games are all nintendo products
Tentacles  - 7 months 23 hours ago 
Hey, Etrian Odyssey is still awesome, even if the box art fails.
After all, F.O.E!
Hurricrane  - 6 months 23 days ago 
ahhhh yes the Shit stained dick from Touch Decetives...
Pool  - 6 months 23 days ago 
xD l.m.a.o
noofer7  - 6 months 21 days ago 
evil mushroom will kill you
Cwf2008  - 6 months 20 days ago 
uh what is that on Touch Dectective...either is a mushroom or my mind has really been messed up by this day and age we live in....
hanky_panky  - 6 months 11 days ago 
oh gawd dat was funny touch detective was by far the best... THANKYOU GR!!! i havent laughed like dat in ages =D
Evolution  - 6 months 2 days ago 
The orange box thing is so funny.i laughed so hard!XD
stuffblowupnation  - 4 months 29 days ago 
What, precisely, is Mr. J. Deere harvesting? Human BRAINS for his sick pig breeding experiments? Small nearby town packed up? Had to kill wife? He's gotta secretly be Pyramid Head.
charley235  - 4 months 9 days ago 
touch detective looked like a penis with a face...im buyin it.
Ezekiel17  - 1 month 26 days ago 
"O HAI U CATCHED US SECKSING LOL."

Lmao! The Catz 2 one made me laugh the most.

ReCaptcha: Nrthrn highs (Lol, yeah, I know alot of people from the north west that got high)
Evernight  - 1 month 23 days ago 
OMG I was literally crying when I saw the touch detective thing. Perfect... no need for words... just zoom in on the offender.
chilarome  - 1 month 9 days ago 
wow pet catz... thats just creepy, as is the touch detective
ArcturusMengsk  - 1 day 4 hours ago 
Does that mushroom have a tooth? What the hell does a mushroom need a tooth for? It probably doesn't even talk.
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