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All-Console Avatar Showdown

360, Wii and PS3's Home battle to create the best everything, EVER

Words: Chris Antista, GamesRadar US

360: Does a damn good job replicating Spock as an icon, unlike...

Wii:...this, which simply looks like Leonard Nimoy in an undershirt.

PS3: Rounded ears and an emo haircut?! This is exactly what everyone was afraid with J.J. Abrams handling of the Star Trek franchise.

Winner: 360

360: Nice and “Officey,” yet Milton from Office Space would look exactly the same.

Wii: Cute, yet still accurately deranged and menacing. That’s probably what she said.

PS3: Judging by that shirt, it must be a Saturday. With the worst haircut Home has to offer!

Winner: Wii

360: As the only avatar to feature green hair, Xbox looks to have this one all locked up.

Wii: Probably the best, if going by likeness to Heath Ledger.

PS3: Why have blue hair and not green? Yeah, there’s no way anyone is going to want to make the Joker, PS3. Plus, that’s a woman dammit!

Winner: 360

360: We prefer the broodingly serious Potter of the later books.

Wii: Something adorable this way comes! Picture taken somewhere in a rare happy moment, somewhere between having his parents and uncle killed.

PS3: Greatest wizard who ever lived or background dancer in an Old Navy commercial?

Winner: 360

360: It’s not within Hank Hill to stand that effeminately. And without the short sleeves and the beer gut he comes off like the host of a National Public Radio show.

Wii: The perfect depiction of our nation’s favorite hillbilly.

PS3: With the Home’s lines of aging barely visible, it’s hard to distinguish Mr. Hill from a freshly shaven Seth Rogen.

Winner: Wii


 
91 Comments
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Montag  - 11 months 16 days ago 
The PS3 John Mcain looks like somebody who used to hang out our local rec offering sweets and puppies.....
PixelSly  - 11 months 16 days ago 
First

Awesome article, why can i very clearly picture Mario in an INS sting?
PixelSly  - 11 months 16 days ago 
Awe godammit
StayPuftGiant  - 11 months 16 days ago 
the xbox clearly should have been the winner, i mean were else can u find mario working at mcdonalds I MEAN COME ON HE WORKS AT MCDONALDS GIVE HIM A BREAK!!!
also the two words i have to type is "safe position"...nuff said
k1ng94  - 11 months 16 days ago 
Ps3 is the clear winner cant wait for home. All im going to do is hide in bushes and jump out, dressed like a twat and dance around unsuspecting victims.
BerryMedley  - 11 months 16 days ago 
i laughed my ass off at the home screens of paris hilton
Samael  - 11 months 16 days ago 
Damn...hope Home gets better...
TrIp13G  - 11 months 16 days ago 
That Whoopie Home version looks a lot like Jennifun from LoveMeet.net in GTA IV.
Jimmyjammy  - 11 months 16 days ago 
@Trlp13G
That's a good memory you got there.

The videogame characters in home all look like old, retired versions of themselves.
GoldenMe  - 11 months 16 days ago 
Great article and I lol'ed when the PS3 only had 3 wins.

@PixelSly- Pwned.
Cryose  - 11 months 16 days ago 
In my opinion, the Wii should have one only two or three comparisons. That's just my opinion, however. Home/PS3 would be the best if more options were available. Oh, and PixelSly...
You got owned!
Pyro240  - 11 months 16 days ago 
I'm sorry, but Home characters look hideous... 'specially Harry Potter. *shivers*
RonnyLive19881  - 11 months 16 days ago 
My Mario, Hank and Harry potters look better on the Wii. I did a bad ass Conan too but my 360 one looks better.
Gahmah  - 11 months 16 days ago 
Hank Hill's ain't a Hillbilly you yuppie leftist pinko westerners. I guess Steven Jobs and Ryan Seacrest are good types for y'all?
RonnyLive19881  - 11 months 16 days ago 
What was the Joke on the Mii Link?
Hurricrane  - 11 months 16 days ago 
rofls, the emo Xbox hitler had me laughing for 3 min XD
Cwf2008  - 11 months 16 days ago 
I think the 360 should've won, but still the Wii and 360 had better avatars then the crap the PS3 had...anyway i still say avatars are stupid. WE GOT THOSE CONSOLES TO PLAY GAMES NOT MAKE STUPID AVATARS
Jacob816  - 11 months 16 days ago 
The top on the Home John McCain reminds me of Fatman from MGS2
TheSuburbiaRuins  - 11 months 16 days ago 
Kratos doesn't have a title?
evildevil2  - 11 months 16 days ago 
Dick P. McJohnson.........XDDDDDDDDDDDDD, MII hitler? XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, Joker, why so serious :(, >:) XDDDD
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