360: Does a damn good job replicating Spock as an icon, unlike...

Wii:...this, which simply looks like Leonard Nimoy in an undershirt.

PS3: Rounded ears and an emo haircut?! This is exactly what everyone was afraid with J.J. Abrams handling of the Star Trek franchise.

Winner: 360

360: Nice and “Officey,” yet Milton from Office Space would look exactly the same.

Wii: Cute, yet still accurately deranged and menacing. That’s probably what she said.

PS3: Judging by that shirt, it must be a Saturday. With the worst haircut Home has to offer!

Winner: Wii

360: As the only avatar to feature green hair, Xbox looks to have this one all locked up.

Wii: Probably the best, if going by likeness to Heath Ledger.

PS3: Why have blue hair and not green? Yeah, there’s no way anyone is going to want to make the Joker, PS3. Plus, that’s a woman dammit!

Winner: 360

360: We prefer the broodingly serious Potter of the later books.

Wii: Something adorable this way comes! Picture taken somewhere in a rare happy moment, somewhere between having his parents and uncle killed.

PS3: Greatest wizard who ever lived or background dancer in an Old Navy commercial?

Winner: 360

360: It’s not within Hank Hill to stand that effeminately. And without the short sleeves and the beer gut he comes off like the host of a National Public Radio show.

Wii: The perfect depiction of our nation’s favorite hillbilly.

PS3: With the Home’s lines of aging barely visible, it’s hard to distinguish Mr. Hill from a freshly shaven Seth Rogen.

Winner: Wii