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5 reasons hardcore gamers will love the New Xbox Experience

Avatars making you puke? Read our hands-on and don't fear the download

Words: David Houghton, GamesRadar UK

Debated, discussed, anticipated and feared, the new Xbox 360 dashboard is almost upon us. Launching as a mandatory system update on November the 19th, the New Xbox Experience as it is known completely overhauls the system's interface with a new menu layout, new functionality, and the addition of Avatars, Microsoft's equivalent of Nintendo's Miis.

But what's it like to use? Well fortunately we can tell you, having recently had an hour of hands-on time with the current build. It's still being updated and tweaked every day, so some elements might change slightly before launch, but from what we've seen we reckon you're going to like it a lot more than you may currently suspect. Here's why.


The Avatars aren't actually that lame at all

They're the most reviled part of NXE amongst the hardcore, and for very good reason. While everyone loved the idea at first, we all got sick of Miis in close to no time at all, such is the way that their sterile, vacant faces instantly suck the personality out of the mercifully few games that use them.

Thankfully though, Microsoft's Avatars are a much better bunch. They're stacks more customisable for a start. At launch they'll have around four-hundred bits and bobs to play with, covering everything from head-to-toe clothing and make-up to facial features. We were a bit worried when told that they mandatorily have to be built by adapting an existing model, but given that everything can be changed anyway, that idea seems more about avoiding over-facing noobs with the design tools' multitude of options than dumbing down the experience. Though we now feel slightly dirty for fearing that little cartoon dress-up dolls are an idea that could be dumbed down.

During our play around with them, we found a staggering amount of ways to offend God's work with our Frankensteinian tampering. Eyes alone currently have 45 variations, and whereas Nintendo's Miis have to face the world with nothing more than a single-colour jumper or dress, the Avatars' clothing has been designed in conjunction with London fashion students. It's no exaggeration that these little guys have some better clothes than we do. The only problem is going to be our jealousy that this stuff doesn't exist in the real world.

It's unlikely that they're ever going to be genuinely cool, but with so many options - they get 10 shiny bonus points for including vampire fangs alone - and the possibility of wearable game and sports merchandise on the way, the chances are that you're going to be able to make a little computer person you're more than happy to be associated with. And failing that, you can always just make a hideous overweight transvestite with a redneck trucker cap and earrings. Make no mistake, the first week of launch is going to see some spectacular horrors appear online.


It's even easier for Achievement whores to show off

Scroll up to the My Xbox row and you'll find that your played games now each have their own window, filled with their own grid of Achievement icons. If Gamerscore is your thing, it's incredibly refreshing to not have to click in and out of a potentially very long list to find your bragging material. You can now bask in the glory of your skills in multiple games at a time, and the grid layout makes it easy to check out what you've got at a casual glance.

And on the opposite end of the spectrum, should you not want to taint your record with any empty score sheets, it will be possible to delete any games with a zero score from your list. Not that any of you are likely to have such a shameful thing on your hard-drive, but it's nice to know that the face-saving device is there.

Even better than that, the Avatars are eventually going to make your prowess more visible than ever before. As the system matures and third-party publishers get on board, they're going to be able to provide unlockable accessories related to hardcore Achievements. The example we were given was the obvious idea of Guitar Hero guitars, but the possibilities really are endless. We can't wait to see our Avatars rocking a COD 4 50 cal. in one hand and a Big Daddy drill in the other. In our dreams, they already are.


 
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helloimgaydo  - 1 year 25 days ago 
All sounds pretty cool, too bad my live subscription ends on the 18th.
John-117  - 1 year 25 days ago 
Still not sold on avatars, but the new dashboard has had my interest since the beginning as I hate how clunky the blades are. Hopefully avatars won't be incredibly lame, but I have my doubts.
92fs_inox  - 1 year 25 days ago 
"It's like using 3D windows in Vista, except that it will actually run games."

Oh, I get it, you don't have hardware capable of running games anyway... 'Cause if you did, you wouldn't be having any "vista running games" problems. What's more, if you have a DX10 card (which you should, if you aim to call yourself a halfway respectable pc gamer)it runs them better than Xp, and that's a fact. So your little snide, pre service pack 1 remarks about vista are unwarranted and made of complete douche.
Cernunnos  - 1 year 25 days ago 
what exactly do you mean by mandatory?

meh, i dont have LIVE anyways. :(
Prospero  - 1 year 25 days ago 
"It probably will beat Wii Music though. We're pretty sure of that."

What is this guy thinking? NOTHING beats wii music!
Juriasu  - 1 year 25 days ago 
It's free. I don't know how anyone could complain about this at all.
NERDRAGE  - 1 year 25 days ago 
"It probably will beat Wii Music though. We're pretty sure of that."

we will have to wait and see
littlesatan  - 1 year 25 days ago 
hmm, doesnt look too bad, looks quite neat compared to the old dashboard, im not too sure about the whole avatars thing tho. at least theres plenty of customisation to be done.
oryandymackie  - 1 year 25 days ago 
Don't wanna sound like a n00b, but is teh new Xbox Experience updating a console near you even if you don't have Xbox Live?
Keep me posted :D
The-Dance-O-Matic  - 1 year 25 days ago 
This Looks Actually Pretty Cool, I Was Expecting This To Be Some "RIP-OFF" Of The Wii's Mii System But I Actully Like It So Great Job.
CandiedJester  - 1 year 25 days ago 
Well I'm just glad you can still have backgrounds, when they showed it at e3 (I think it was e3 anyway :/) the background was grey and boring. I still don't like the avatars though.. I wish they made em look more like gaia online and less like childish mii's. Cause Gaia pretty much rocks..at least their avatars do. In fact if they could parter up and I could use my gaia avi I'd be one happy camper. But that's just wishful thinking.
MacGyver1138  - 1 year 25 days ago 
Even knowing the avatars are really customizable, I don't want them to be mandatory. If you like them and want to use them, great, but don't make me have to deal with them before I'm allowed to use my Xbox to play games. I also wish they hadn't gone the Mii route and made them cutesy. That is irritating. If I'm going to be forced to have one, can't he at least have a normal-sized head?
bron1417  - 1 year 25 days ago 
new dashboard looks alright we'll just have to wait and see what it looks like when it launches.
Defguru7777  - 1 year 25 days ago 
Whoop-dee. Could we please have Halo 3: Recon now?
key0blade  - 1 year 25 days ago 
Cool.
GoldenMe  - 1 year 25 days ago 
Lol on the Vista and Mii Musin jokes.

I'm looking forward to this actully. Now I can customize my avatar when waiting for my very big demo to download.

And Left 4 Dead demo is coming out on November 1st I hear.
TheWebSwinger  - 1 year 25 days ago 
I, for one, have been eagerly anticipating this.
Shame I can't play it on my dinner plate though :\
octagons  - 1 year 25 days ago 
what if i do not have live? when i try to play a game that comes out after the update will a huge fuck you appear and my xbox will suffer RROD?
Gatastrophe  - 1 year 24 days ago 
In answer to your question octagons, YES!!!
Z-man427  - 1 year 24 days ago 
@oryandymackie - you have to be hooked up to Live to get it. it you have a broadband connection in your house and a long enough cat 5 cable, you can pirate the connection for a while to download it
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