Does your MMO suck?

Find out where your game of choice ranks on the MMO pecking order and why

Words: on March 13, 2008

Elitism has a way of worming its way into anything we enjoy, poisoning it with snobbery and an unjustified sense of self importance. Even when it comes to the realm of MMOs, gamers can’t resist ranking the swarm of massively multiplayer time sinks from best to worst and hating on any - and every - title the genre has to offer.

It’s a mixed up mess with conflicting delusions of grandeur spewing from each MMO camp that has World of Warcraft raiders ranking themselves above EVE: Online traders and vice versa. But we’ve managed to iron out the kinks thanks to these handy and irrefutable charts. Read on and find out where your game of choice ranks in the MMO pecking order and why.


Above: World of Warcraft introduced the world to the stereotypical image of the hardcore MMO player

World of Warcraft
It should be no surprise that World of Warcraft sits at the top of the MMO hierarchy. Both serious WoW players and gamers who hold nothing but contempt for the genre generally agree that there are two types of MMOs: the ones that have the words “World” and “Warcraft” in the title and ones that don’t.

There are lots of MMOs that preceded WoW. But that hasn’t stopped Blizzard’s blockbuster title from taking credit for several so-called “groundbreaking” gameplay innovations.

Key gameplay innovations featured in WoW:
Farming (or killing the same monster over and over again for items/ gold)
Grinding (or killing the same monster over and over again for XP)
Raiding (or killing the same boss over and over again with your guild for items)
Wiping (or getting killed by the same monster over and over again)

Even though there are a ton of other post-WoW titles that also offer masochistic gamers the same ability to waste years of their lives leveling up their avatars and equipping them with rare loot, World of Warcraft continues to be the most recognized MMO amongst the mainstream masses and has managed to squeeze in just about every terrible time sink and high fantasy stereotype that the genre’s been known for since it released over three years ago.


Above: Part one of our MMO hierarchy. Click here to enlarge and read on for more elitist rankings

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  • MalXenos

    MalXenos  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    I love Eve personally. Been playing it Exodus..
    Played WOW, and could never really get into it for long periods of time.
  • Failureisinevitable

    Failureisinevitable  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    I guess I kinda agree with the chart, but I didn't see Warhammer Online anywhere? BTW, DESTRUCTION FTW!

    recaptcha: Wrong meal
  • HMXsean

    HMXsean  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    I'm not an MMO guy, but I know if I ever played one I would get hooked and would never be able to play any other game.
  • SneakyAgent

    SneakyAgent  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    Wow you guys sure are good at thinking up ways to start comment fights, you have my respect.
  • Gonzo4Life

    Gonzo4Life  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    totally agree with all of this
    including te comments
    specially oognoko(horde FTW)
    ReCaptcha: Misterogers foxing
  • Wordup95

    Wordup95  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    Not all free-to-play games are terrible. Other than that, cool article
  • AnonymouZ

    AnonymouZ  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    Well, i entirely agree on the last chart.

    However i'm surprised the last MMO i tried din't make the 2tier list. Warhammer Online seemed pretty good.

    Other than that... you guys fucking rock the clever jokes. xD
  • oognoko

    oognoko  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    EVE is not Excel the Game. You forgot combat completely, and personally it is deeper than WoW's (I played WoW since the beginning too, dont try to flame me Horde 4evr). Electronic attack, Covert Ops, Stealth Bombers and Battlecruisers. While WoW has its puny raid groups, EVE has a 403 max fleet size, with fleet, squad, and wing bonuses. You also forgot the Micro Payment category, the ones that are JMMOs that have people pay obscene amts of money for angel wings and such. Just above completely free but below everything else.
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