Dear criminals...

Dec 20, 2007

If you park on the streets of a major city like San Francisco, you knowthere's the risk that a starry-eyed younghooligan withthe bolddream of stealing your stereo will smash in your window.GamesRadar US editor Tyler Wilde is well aware of this risk - his car has been broken into three times in the past year. What he didn't know is that not just hisstereois at risk.

As an avid gamer and an angry citizen, he felt it was time to send a message to the window/ocarina smashing community. Let's hope he doesn't actually become a crazed vigilante as he suggests.

Above: Weatherproofing was halted after the office's supply of packing tape was exhausted

Jump to the next page to see the unfortunate ocarina.