BattleBlock Theater review

  • Hilarious themes and presentation
  • Increasingly difficult and varied stages
  • Extensive online co-op and versus modes
  • Items aren't utilized to their fullest
  • Annoying enemies
  • Some questionable humor

Co-op games are all about working together with your friends to clear a stage or beat up some baddies, but what happens if you have the option to backstab them too? The answer to that question lies coupled with a slew of hilarious scenarios in BattleBlock Theater, a quirky platformer involving deranged cats, frenemies, and betrayal featuring The Behemoth’s familiar brand of humor. So yes, BattleBlock Theater is utterly ridiculous, but also seriously fun.

Part Running Man, part satirical play, BattleBlock Theater tells the story of a crew of best friends who get shipwrecked on an island inhabited by weird cats and are forced to perform in deadly games for said cats' amusement. The little prisoner you control needs to survive the theater’s various deathtrap-ridden stages and collect gems to unlock more rooms, getting him closer to freedom and his friends. It’s essentially a tale of heroism narrated by a hysterical and cynical narrator that chimes in every so often. He’ll tell you how your hero and his friends ended up on this island, but he’ll also throw in some personal anecdotes that turn the game’s narrative into something of a stand-up comedy routine you can’t help but laugh at. And when he starts to comment on how many times you’re dying in the same exact spot, you’ll learn to laugh at yourself too.

"...BattleBlock Theater is utterly ridiculous, but also seriously fun."

The game is a platformer but also features plenty of subtle puzzles in the environment that require you to stop and think about your next move, especially when you’re figuring out how to get all the hidden gems and balls of yarn (more on that later) in each stage. It is also a brawler, and so you’ll sometimes need to fight off enemy cats that exist only to make your life miserable. As you progress through the game, stages introduce new obstacles, enemies, and time trial challenges that help keep the journey fresh and exciting. Even after spending a few hours and playing through dozens of levels, you’ll run into new situations that will put a smile on your face.

BattleBlock isn’t a hard game nor is it one that constantly punishes you for missing a jump. Instead, it rewards you for knowing how to use your surroundings (and your teammate) to your advantage. The game’s Story mode can be enjoyed solo, but get ready for a whole new experience if you play it locally or online with a buddy. The stages in co-op mode have been tailored for two players and require teamwork to complete. Throw your buddy onto a switch, help him climb up a ledge, or mercilessly throw him into some deadly water and jump on his flailing body to hop across. Just like the game’s solo stages, co-op levels get more challenging and creative as you progress. You’re both still working together to find every collectible and receive the best grade possible, but a little friendly fire adds to the fun and insanity of BattleBlock’s interpretation of teamwork.

Collecting stuff not only gets you an A+ on your report card, but it also lets you purchase items and extra characters to play as. Bribe the cat guards with all those balls of yarn you picked up and you can buy weapons like a vacuum, fireballs, or a suction cup gun, all of which make getting past certain areas a little easier. These items are especially useful when playing the game’s hardcore mode where one life is all you get to clear a stage. Gems, despite being tricky to get, only let you purchase new heads for your character, offering nothing more than a cosmetic upgrade to your hero’s expressionless face. You can also trade items and heads with others via Xbox Live, but this system, and items altogether, don’t add much to the game’s already rich package.

"...filled with absurdity, fart jokes, and curious characters that will easily suck you into a colorful world."

In addition to the co-op stages, BattleBlock Theater also features plenty of additional modes that give you a reason to actually bash your friend across the head into a wall of spikes. Your usual King of the Hill and deathmatch-style gametypes make the list, but there are also some more creative arena games that require you to kill your enemy and steal his soul or run around painting every block you touch your team’s color. These stages may lack the cleverly design seen in Story mode, but they do have the satisfying component of letting you play quick matches with friends in a free-for-all setting where anything goes. And if you’d rather get creative, the game offers an impressive level editor that lets you make your own evil stages and share them with others online. You can play with nearly every texture and object you see in the game, so your possibilities are wide open.

BattleBlock Theater is filled with absurdity, fart jokes, and curious characters that will easily suck you into a colorful world. Its stages are creative and get more complex as you get used to its mechanics and controls and offer enough challenge and funny dialogue to keep you amused. Play it alone and you’ll laugh; play it with a friend (and push him off a ledge) and you’ll laugh even more.

More Info

Release date: Apr 03 2013 - Xbox 360 (US)
Apr 03 2013 - Xbox 360 (UK)
Available Platforms: Xbox 360
Genre: Action
Developed by: The Behemoth
ESRB Rating:

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  • universaltofu - August 17, 2013 8:42 p.m.

    Really liked the humor stamper infused into the already humorous behemoth line of games. Too bad this hasn't quite caught on the way castle crashers did, as I had a great time running through it and a blasty blast on multiplayer, it's great to push your friend into a pit of spikes.
  • Fox_Mulder - April 4, 2013 10:42 p.m.

    I've been watching this game for a while, and didn't think it would be for me, but the review has opened my mind. I mean, its a Behemoth game, so I would be crazy not to give it a shot, it's just early gameplay videos looked kind of boring, and that it wouldn't be able to stand beside Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers. I'll get it at some point, but I'll I check out the demo first (if there is one...).
  • Swedish_Chef - April 3, 2013 9:52 p.m.

    Also not mentioned in this review is that Stamper does voice acting in this game... and Stamper's voice is freaking amazing. Now Behemoth listen to me carefully, now that you've finally completed this game after 4 years of development, please god make a full Dad 'n Me game in the style of Castle Crashers and I will give you all my money!
  • Fox_Mulder - April 4, 2013 10:43 p.m.

    Who is Stamper? This is a serious question.
  • Swedish_Chef - April 5, 2013 2:15 a.m.

    He's an animator/voice actor that used to work as media/web designer for, worked on both Alien Homnid and Castle Crashers. He acts as the narrator for the game and of this trailer.
  • shawksta - April 3, 2013 9:18 a.m.

    Heh, I knew this was going to be great, the behemoth never disappoints especially after Castle Crashers, definitely gonna get it when I get the chance
  • HipsterKitten - April 3, 2013 8:29 a.m.

    Looks like a Tom Fulp game!
  • shawksta - April 3, 2013 9:17 a.m.

    The behemoth is otherwise Toms's group if I'm not mistaken who made games like CastleCrashers
  • sabby-geldart - April 3, 2013 9:50 a.m.

    You should be saying a Dan Paladin game, Tom Fulp is just a programmer where as Dan is the lead artist.
  • HipsterKitten - April 3, 2013 10:36 a.m.

    Looks like a Dan Paladin game!
  • archnite - April 3, 2013 4:33 a.m.

    I was just thinking about how this game might be delayed past the launch of new consoles and then here it is.
  • BladedFalcon - April 3, 2013 1:50 a.m.

    I get that it's meant to be a co-op game first and foremost, but would you say the game is still worth playing if you go trough it on your own?
  • GR_SophiaTong - April 3, 2013 7:12 a.m.

    He mentions that it is still enjoyable solo. Co-op just adds an entirely new element.
  • BladedFalcon - April 3, 2013 12:19 p.m.

    Ah gotcha! see, this is what I get for skimming reviews 5 minutes before rushing off to work >>; Still, thank you for the clarification ^^
  • Giancarlo Saldana - April 3, 2013 9:03 a.m.

    Yup! The game is still great and challenging all by itself, but it adds entirely new puzzles and level designs if you play it with someone else.
  • BladedFalcon - April 3, 2013 12:20 p.m.

    That's reassuring to hear (: I'll probably give it a chance sooner than later then ^^

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