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Animal Crossing's dark side revealed

Kidnapping, indentured servitude and drug trafficking, right in your own backyard

Words: on November 25, 2008
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39 comments

  • Juriasu - November 28, 2008 9:14 p.m.

    I hate that greedy S.O.B. Tom Nook.

  • MitchBratt - November 28, 2008 1:27 p.m.

    HAHAHAhaahaha Awesome!!! Hidden Messages In Rated E Games XD Try To Find Some More ^^

  • nyef - November 27, 2008 4:20 a.m.

    i'll never look at animal crossing the same again :O

  • tunerracer - November 27, 2008 12:52 a.m.

    lol nice one......though u forgot how tom nock had something to do wit that hair lady....I heard he rapes the chicks that don't pay and murders the guys that don't pay.......

  • sackboy97 - November 26, 2008 7:58 p.m.

    animal crossing sucks its for babys :D

  • oreomonkey - November 26, 2008 7:44 a.m.

    omg that story took me hours to read jigglesbig

  • dahudge8 - November 26, 2008 3:56 a.m.

    Geez, this is really disturbing. I honestly never thought of Animal Crossing this way

  • smurfman - November 26, 2008 2:58 a.m.

    well mabye animal crossing can get weird at times but i play sometimes but i dont know how to make money

  • LeafRunner - November 26, 2008 2:55 a.m.

    It.....It's all so clear now..

  • evilsanta23 - November 26, 2008 2:23 a.m.

    gamesradar u sick sick people! lol the gyroid having the watr pissd into his mouth and the othr 1 leanin into the cherubs ass. lol great article

  • Oreue - November 25, 2008 11:15 p.m.

    I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a pun.

  • Jigglesbig - November 25, 2008 8:28 p.m.

    http://fromearth.net/LetsPlay/Animal%20Crossing/index.html This site did it better. However, I never tire of the "Secrets of Animal Crossing" features a lot of sites do.

  • roflcopter42 - May 28, 2009 3:48 a.m.

    jigglesbig, i just read that story for over an hour, and i can honestly say that i am creeped the fvck out!!!

  • wiigamer024 - May 2, 2009 1:55 p.m.

    WOW! I, uh... never saw it... uh, that way... *slowly clicks back button on the computer*

  • GRwarrior - March 7, 2009 11:14 p.m.

    idea: make this an actual game, that would be so cool escaping from animal crossing

  • GRwarrior - March 7, 2009 9:23 a.m.

    I did it! I formulated an escape plan with Kapp'n, Brewster and Kicks. We knocked out the evil Tom Nook and stole his PORSCHE !!!!! he had a Porsche! I was toiling to pay for my prison cell and he was rich! then we smashed it for revenge. We then got on the bus and drove through the trees for hours before finding actual living people! YOU HEAR THAT, IM ALIVE YOU STUPID ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!! A very sadistic game

  • Garchomp617 - January 30, 2009 5:03 p.m.

    Wow. How can they sneak all this stuff in right in front of us like this?

  • Garchomp617 - January 30, 2009 5:02 p.m.

    Wow. How can they sneak all this stuff in right in front of us like this?

  • Taxtm - January 23, 2009 3:32 a.m.

    ... Wow, that was very...dark. Funny, but...(shutters)

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