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8 games that would be better with zombies

Who doesn't love zombies? Well, apart from Jill Valentine, communists and possibly the Wolfman. It's also a well known science type fact that the living dead automatically make any game they appear in amazing. And who are we to dispute scienticians? That's why we've taken some games we'd love to see stuffed full of the undead and, thanks to Photoshop, made our zombie dreams so.


Pokémon Black/White


Clearly, we're emotionally damaged hollow husks of human beings for wanting this. Be honest, though, seeing Pikachu getting his annoying larynx ripped out by a zombie Bulbasaur would be all sorts of kick-ass.


Dead or Alive: Paradise


Honestly, we're sick of looking at  nothing but sun-tanned, size four bikini models with perfect skin. Variety is the spice of the afterlife, is it not?


Cooking Mama


Sautéing carrots is fine and all. But personally, we've got a hankering to grow as virtual chefs. And what better way to broaden our make believe pallets than by learning to cook tasting BRRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSSS?


Resident Evil 5


Majinis and all that black oil rubbish blow like Moby Dick's... eh, blowhole. Swiftly moving past our lazy wordplay, Resi's rotting, shuffling sociopaths will always own our hearts.

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59 comments

  • joshdaman123 - March 5, 2011 8:03 p.m.

    How to cook Brain 1. defrost brains and brown in a 10inch skillet 2. drain the brains and mix in 1 cup of milk, cheese sauce mix and noodles 3. heat to a boil reduce heat and cover stir brains every 2 mins 4. turn off heat and wait 5 mins as the brains thickens 5. enjoy
  • tailsjacks - October 16, 2010 5:22 a.m.

    They're should be a trophy for killing zombies with the Winchester. Anyone who's seen Shaun of the Dead will understand
  • Groteth - September 28, 2010 7:52 p.m.

    zombies zombies zombies, we still love 'em :P
  • TwilightBlaze - July 29, 2010 8:17 p.m.

    A zombie Assassin's Creed 2 would be nice.
  • INFINITYGAUNTLET - July 28, 2010 5:50 p.m.

    Luigi VS Undead Wario: ..whilst clad in a red leather Devil May Cry jacket Mario rescues Princess Peach from a horde of zombie Toad clone things.
  • Valntyne - July 16, 2010 12:57 a.m.

    @ Cooking Mama pic... I see what you did there.
  • HonestGuy - July 15, 2010 1:46 p.m.

    aw crud, this totally reminded me, WHERE THE CUSS IS DEAD ISLAND?!! :P think: just cause 2 scale + zombies...lots of em, we've got to support this. :)
  • SausageLozenge - July 15, 2010 11:27 a.m.

    No zombie Goombas?
  • newgames128 - July 14, 2010 9:55 p.m.

    lol I cringed whenever I heard "JAson!"..."JaSON!"..."JaSON!"
  • Timos - July 14, 2010 4:40 p.m.

    @Ampatent Wish you did some research before you embarrassed yourself. The T-Virus re-animated the dead to create the "living dead" aka Zombies.
  • spikester145 - July 14, 2010 2:07 p.m.

    Resident evil is really stupid now there are parasites. back in resident evil 123 and code veronica and the breakout files they were the best its turned from a survival horror that would scare the living pants out of ya to parasites that use guns to kill ya its not right. old resident evil game were totally better some people were scared to go through a door because of what was on the other side but now its just stupid it doesesnt really scare you. BRING BACK RESIDENT EVIL ZOMBIES!!!!!!!
  • philipshaw - July 14, 2010 11:25 a.m.

    "Jason was a dick anyway" I couldn't agree more with that. JASON!
  • hardcore_gamer1990 - July 14, 2010 10:25 a.m.

    Zombie elephants ftfw.
  • AuthorityFigure - July 14, 2010 8:23 a.m.

    People that go around promoting zombies and ninjas in uncalle for situations are only trying to promote their own 'off the wall', 'I'm cool with camp horror', 'I'm aware of trash cinema' stigmas... It's old news people.
  • ArmTheBomb - July 14, 2010 7:56 a.m.

    Micheal Jackson, you spelt "Jugular" incorrectly. Good article overall but I don't think DoA needs zombies...yet.
  • DriveShaft - July 14, 2010 3:14 a.m.

    EVERY game would be better with zombies. And I smiled at the heavy Rain one :D
  • EnragedTortoise1 - July 14, 2010 2:21 a.m.

    There'd be no zombies on Paradise Island. because all the models are brainless!!! Hahaha! Anyway.
  • Defguru7777 - July 14, 2010 1:29 a.m.

    Holy crap that picture of Togepi made me laugh so hard!
  • Clovin64 - July 13, 2010 11:09 p.m.

    Argh! Thanks for once again reminding me that Resi 5 would have been a far better game with hoards and hoards of zombies instead of crappy manjini or whatever the hell they're called. Zombie Elephants would have been nice as well. Are you listening Capcom? Bring back zombies for Resi 6! P.S. "Jason? JAY-SON! JEH-SON! JASON!" I should make that my ringtone or something.
  • ScruffMoney - July 13, 2010 10:38 p.m.

    NO! No more zombies! I'm so tired of zombies! I got up this morning and within an hour I had seen this very article, a Window 7 ad about a zombie documentary, and a news article about Red Dead getting zombie DLC. This has got to stop!

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