7 trends that defined AAA gaming in 2013

No, you're not related to that youngin. Some people might look at you and say, "that your kid?" and you'll be all like, "Nah, just lookin' after her." Maybe you're protecting them because it's your job (note: you're probably protecting them because it's your job), or maybe it's because you feel an attachment not unlike that of a parental bond (note: there's probably an attachment not unlike that of a parental bond). Either way, you're watching after 'em until the credits roll.

In Killzone: Mercenary you're watching after Justus Harkin, who hides behind crates as you mow down armies of Hellghast; in BioShock Infinite, Elizabeth tosses you health, ammo, and coin as you slay the Founders; and in The Last of Us, you're trying your best to keep Ellie out of harm’s way. Other years might have danced with this trope, (Lee and Clementine, obviously) but 2013 went all-in.

Gross. Super gross. Blood is gross, you guys, for a bunch of reasons. A) it's a sign that someone died, which digs into your hard-coded psyche to cause you to feel uncomfortable and icky, and B) it's potentially full of diseases, and if dirty blood gets inside of your viens, you could get that disease, too. That's why swimming in blood, which happened in not one, but two games in 2013, is so gross.

Tomb Raider sees Lara Croft wading through human blood, which is especially unnerving considering how many cuts and scrapes she has. I don't care if she makes it through this whole island thing, she's definitely going to want to see a doctor as soon as possible to find out if she has a blood-borne disease or ten. Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons' blood-swimming is slightly less unnerving since we're pretty sure that giant diseases can't transmit to humans, but it's still yuck as all get-out.

And no, we don't just mean games where you can take pictures--we mean real, full-blown selfies. Three different games this year gave you a camera and let you turn it around on yourself to take a real, Facebook/MySpace/Google+? selfie. This trend didn't hit until later in the year, but once it started it felt like it would never end. And the weird thing? It... all sort of made sense, even though the games it appeared in couldn't be more different.

GTA 5'sselfie could be construed as a commentary on social media because, let's face it, that's sort of GTA's thing. Tearaway's makes sense too, what with the game's emphasis on creativity, sharing, and customization. The most random selfie comes with The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD, which randomly tosses in the ability for Link to make silly faces while he snaps pictograms of himself. Sure, it's random, but it led to the creation of Hylian Skinhead by LinkYe West, the best machinima of all time, so we're cool with it.

Go back in time a year and tell me that three games in 2013 would feature fantastic, memorable sea shanties and I'd hit you over the head with a bone and steal your time machine. But after I've pillaged ancient history and explored the robot-ruled future I'll come back, do a double take, and tell you I don't believe you. And yet, here we are in December, and I'm listening to a 57 minute-long YouTube video of all of Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag's shanties on repeat and singing "Bully in the Alley" over and over again.

It wasn't the only sea-shanty filled game, either. Media Molecule's sound designers say they mixed some shanties into Tearaway's soundtrack, and Animal Crossing: New Leaf gave you a shanty every time you went to and from the island. You could skip Kapp'n's shanty if you wanted to, but, let's be honest, you listened to it every single time. And then you watched our music video of the songs a few dozen times because, for real, Kapp'n is the shit. Too bad Troy Baker didn't sing any of these...

The first ten minutes of every action game is basically identical: you walk, you jump, you crouch under a thing, you aim, and you do all of the other basic actions that, for some reason, need to be retaught every time you pick up a controller. Sure, they'll dress it up in different ways (crumbling building, jungle, calibrating your helmet) but it's still a trope that the last generation relied on super heavily. This year, two different games took a slightly different approach by putting you in the shoes of a child, which lets you learn these things in an interesting way.

The Last of Us let you waltz around the pre-post-apocalypse landscape as Joel's daughter in one of the best openings of the generation. It's great, and might be the only game ever that begins with you exploring an empty house as a seven-year-old. Killzone: Shadow Fall's opening is even more surprising (since it's a Killzone game, which no one really expects to be surprised by), letting you control your younger self during a life-changing event. It's a nice touch, though one we hope doesn't become overplayed.

There are plenty of other things we noticed, but these are the trends that stuck out the most. Besides the games themselves, these are the things we think we'll remember the year by--what about you? Are there any trends you noticed? Let us know in the comments, below!

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