6 video game brand extensions that need to happen

Extending the brand. It's the kind of marketing wank words that make us shudder. But we just discovered that extending the brand can be fun. That's right. FUN. Even better, anyone with half a brain can do it. It's easy. We did some blue sky thinking and extended the brand of six video game franchises. These are them...

NBA Jam jam

BioShock detergent

Final Fantasy condoms

Tom Clancy's EndWar haemorrhoid suppositories

Manhunt perfume

God of War super strength beer


  • goochbiscuit - March 25, 2010 4:15 p.m.

    Hoooly shit that was funny.
  • TENAXIS - March 25, 2010 1:41 p.m.

    final fantasy condoms FTW!!! that is the best out of all XD totally fits the title and product
  • philipshaw - March 25, 2010 12:47 p.m.

    This is great, loved the FF and GOW ones
  • Vitoruss1 - March 25, 2010 10:09 a.m.

    "Manhunt" is actually a good name for perfume! And the God of War beer is perfect, lol. ANGER. DEPRESSION. VIOLENCE.
  • n00b - March 25, 2010 5:09 a.m.

    i lol'd @ d final fantasy one
  • IceBlueKirby - March 25, 2010 12:22 a.m.

    Don't forget the Blood Will Tell Accu-chek. Also, Front Mission is a good one for condoms. Think about it...
  • egregious - March 24, 2010 11:48 p.m.

    Ha ha. "From Downtown"
  • SausageLozenge - March 24, 2010 10:06 p.m.

    Wheres Halo T-bags?
  • GoldenMe - March 24, 2010 9:57 p.m.

    Heh heh, Manhunt perfume. *Not available in Austrailia
  • Damyj - March 24, 2010 8:44 p.m.

    I would buy the NBA Jam Jam as a matter of fact I'm eating a PB&J sandwich right now. I would also buy the God of War Super Strength Beer.
  • y2kpikachu12 - March 24, 2010 6:29 p.m.

    Lmao, the whole final fantasy box, the name, romance +10, ready for more grinding. Hilarious.
  • WillisTron - March 24, 2010 5:51 p.m.

    I thought the manhunt perfume was clever
  • DarkTone - March 24, 2010 5:38 p.m.

    Kingdom Hearts: The online Dating Service. Need that God of War beer!
  • Dondada - March 24, 2010 5:27 p.m.

    How about XBOX 360 as a paper weight.
  • IHateMakingUserIDs - March 24, 2010 5:11 p.m.

    How about Haze brand rolling papers?
  • RonnyLive19881 - March 24, 2010 5:08 p.m.

    "So God of War beer is a direct rival for Stella Artois then?" That is my favorite beer next to Smithwicks! Lol RE:as dwarfest ^^^^ Funniest one I have seen yet. I want to go to a dwarfest, I'll be the tallest person there!
  • Howetzer - March 24, 2010 5:05 p.m.

    oops I meant Dos Equis. Also friends not freinds Hey anyone ever gunna make it so we can edit a post??
  • Howetzer - March 24, 2010 5:04 p.m.

    Imagine Kratos in those Doe Equis commercials: "Stay thirsty my freinds....for Blood!!!" lol
  • PPhino - March 24, 2010 4:30 p.m.

  • jboy15 - March 24, 2010 4:19 p.m.

    final fantasy condoms were the best! "Ready for more grinding" XD

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