The Great Movie Dad:
Jesus, of course, the father of humankind who died for all our sins, etc. etc. Say what you like about the bloke, he wouldn't have chosen crucifixion as his preferred path in life, and yet he ended up there anyway on our behalf. He probably deserves a bit of a pat on the back, doesn't he?
If You Had To Buy Him A Father's Day Present:
We'd give someone else a present. Someone in need. He'd probably prefer that.