Raymond Tango (Sylvester Stallone) and Kurt Russell (Gabriel Cash)
Who would have thought that man-love would bloom between slickly-haired, sharply-suited Tango, and mulleted rebel Cash? Well, be thankful for Jack Palance's crime lord, as his dastardly scheme sees the pair banged up together in a high-security prison, where their partnership inevitably develops.
Times get tough when you're affection-starved in prison, and they look very comfortable sharing a shower. Cash also makes for an eerily effective woman in drag, but he wisely transfers his (true?) feelings onto Tango's sister.