How Bad's The Film?
A soppy, drippy, dreary mess that defecates all over the masterful German film it’s based on. “I wanted to create a subliminal essence where you're not really sure why it's different or other, but it is,” said Cage. Uh, what?
How Bad's The Hair?
Cropped close, this is how it should be all the time. Not a strand out of place.
We’d go through a fair amount of adjectives before we got to ‘good’. An entire dictionary of ‘em.