100 Reasons Fanboys Hate PlayStation

100 Reasons Fanboys Hate:

What’s the first company that comes to mind when we say “overpriced hardware” or “arrogant executives?” Sony has pulled more than its share of game industry boners, and our latest Week of Hate video calls out 100 of the most egregious. If you can’t stand to see your precious PlayStation savaged thusly, sit tight. Tomorrow we’ll tighten the thumbscrews on Nintendo. Let the Two Minutes of Hate begin!

Engage in polite and lightly moderated discussion in our official Hate Week forum thread.

100 Reasons Fanboys Hate PlayStation

1. Clank missions
2. Phil Harrison
3. PS2 Online Adapter
4. PS2 Harddrive
5. Equals Xbox?
6. PS3 price point
7. Chewie @ E3
8. PSP mascots - squirrels
9. Kutargi
10. Afrika
11. UMD movies
12. ThreeSpeech
13. Let GTA get away
14. Daxter
15. Graffiti campaign
16. PSP Dead pixels
17. Giant Crab
18. Still relying on Lara Croft
19. PS3 creepy doll ad 
20. Original SIXAXIS
21. 1ST party NBA games
22. Warhawk - no singleplayer
23. Backwards compat gone
24. Home delays
25. PS3 hardware variants
26. No gamer score
27. Pocket Station
28. Won't support homebrew on PSP
29. Net Yaroze
30. Raiden
31. MGS4 monkey wtf
32. PSP - only one stick
33. Transfer old movies to PSP
34. Kaz "Ridge Racer"
35. PS3 ebay sellers
36. All I want for xmas is PSP
37. Simpsons Wrestling
38. Killed Bleem
39. PS3 online sucks
40. Pro Duo memory
41. Blackballed Kotaku
42. PSP racist ad
43. Jaggies
44. Lair
45. Blu-ray
46. Spellling of Blu-ray
47. Spider-Man font on PS3
48. Spider-Man 3
49. Spider-Man 3 on Blu-ray
50. Gamers don't want rumble, they want tilt
51. We want gamers to say, "I will work more hours to buy one."
52. Empty boxes unloaded at PS3 launch
53. LittleBigPlanet isn't out yet
54. Home = boring
55. Getaway: Black Monday
56. Gran Turismo
57. EyeToy
58. PSP Slim
59. PSP: not a DS
60. Eye of Judgment gimmicky
61. Wii is "impulse buy"
62. FFXI grind/losing XP
63. Blasto
64. 989 sports
65. Legend of Dragoon
66. Customer "support"
67. GHIII/Rock Band compatibility
68. Slow updates
69. Angel of Dorkness
70. Fake footage: Tekken 2
71. ...Killzone
72. ...Motorstorm
73. Launch-day shootings
74. SingStar sucks
75. REZ overrated
76. PS3 is HUGE
77. Get your own ads
78. Buzz Jr.
79. PSone overheat
80. DMC2
81. Unlock Diesel wardrobes
82. PSP ports of big games
83. Rascal
84. Ducks in tech demos
85. Incessant PSP updates
86. PSP web browser
87. XMB too confusing
88. Chad Warden - PStriple vid
89. PlayStation store hard to use
90. NFL GameDay
91. Shit launch games: Gundam Crossfire
92. ...Genji
93. ...FantaVision
94. Onimusha 2 Soul Controller
95. Killzone: Halo Killer
96. MGS4: Old Man Butt ewww
97. MGS4: groping the statue
98. MGS4: delays
99. Cheesy Korn/Haze tie-in
100. DVD to PSP sucks

Mar 25, 2008


  • masonlacey - December 7, 2008 8:14 p.m.

    i think playstaions are awsome, i dont care if there is 100 reasons to hate it, there is over 1000 reasons to love it, and, xbox, and nintendo also have 100 reasons to hate them so they even them selves out. :)
  • Josh13132006 - November 12, 2008 11:51 p.m.

    i havent heard of a ps3 overheating yet ... xbox on the other hand over heats with in sec... of cousr microsoft would send xbox to the people who xboxs over heated cuz they no they suck . ! i bet u they sent over 500 xboxs to people that over heated but u know why the ps3 people dont because they dont OVER HEAT LIKE XBOX GAY60. Any any one to cheep to buy a blue ray hd ps3 with free Internet witch xbox dont got is fucking gay and that is why the buy the xbox 360 because its the cheepes shittyest thing out there and will always be 2nd place to ps3!
  • benson117 - November 10, 2008 2:49 a.m.

    the only ppl who can afford ps3s are spoiled 5 yr olds that get it from their rich unloving parents
  • powerthievin - October 31, 2008 6:12 p.m.

    getta job and stop waiting on ur parents to buy u one.. ive had to many firends buy 360s and they take a shit on after another.. playstation on for 24hrs for 3 months in afganistan during winter and STILL showing us love... u haters!
  • ragrappy1 - October 28, 2008 12:05 a.m.

    Damn, PS2 and PSP are fine. Fun, good, original games. PS3 sucks though. Over priced, un-fun, shit online, and did i say this already FREAKIN OVER PRICED. Sony, if you want people to buy lower the price
  • unknown91 - October 23, 2008 2:48 a.m.

    wow they did a x box one of this and people didnt get as pissed i think that means ps owners are a whole buch of cok sucking pus sys
  • ausnight - October 22, 2008 9:27 p.m.

    ps3 are great.. the graphics are insane + im sure everyone remembers how the xbox had world headlines about how shit they were and that how many people had to return the 360s? because they shutdown randomly. haha how many ps3's have had to be returned? im guessing.. none. at the end of the day... ps3 shits on the 360.
  • hemib0 - October 19, 2008 7 a.m.

    Playstation all the way
  • newgames128 - October 18, 2008 3:26 p.m.

    The Xbox one had much more substance. Half the items in this list are personal opinion and most of the other ones have already been corrected.
  • pot - October 11, 2008 3:47 p.m.

    you guys need to get the sand out of your vag! Its a parody video, see how there is 100 reasons for xbox too! It's meant to parody and sarcastic and you guys are taking it way too seriously!
  • gogeto - October 9, 2008 5:36 p.m.

    hahaha u mother fkn @$$ hole bitches sony playstaions are the best games ever actually u dumb @$$ gamesradar people just gave more reasons to get more games i mean just look at the katana
  • Facaff - October 5, 2008 4:02 p.m.

    100 reasons pick a console ps2,ps3,psp your 100 reasons are bull 3 reasons why xbox360 is total crap 1.overheats 2. a bit noisey haha under statment its louder than my car 3. HD DVD whats that
  • jeeya12345 - October 5, 2008 9:12 a.m.

    xbox is shit PS3 rulez :)
  • Jehster - October 3, 2008 5:19 p.m.

    Everyone bitches about the overheating and RROD... if all you filthy animals would pick up your skiddy drawers and put them away instead of throwing them on your consoles this wouldn't be a problem.
  • Lewis_Cav - October 2, 2008 9:11 p.m.

    Trust me ive had both consoles, 360 and ps3, and ps3 is reasonably better. When i had the 360 it RROD'd twice within 6 months, and ive had my ps3 for about 9 months and iv not had one problem. Its really down to the things that count when comparing them... the ps3's built in wifi reciever is brilliant because it saves you having to buy a wireless receiver for an extra £50. Also the free online is good because it saves you paying a further amount for online. If you add these onto the original price it turns out about the same. The gameplay on both consoles is exactly same from my point of view, however i do feel that in the future the ps3 will take advantage of its power and will bring along some visually stunning games.
  • key0blade - September 27, 2008 3:33 p.m.

    ^ | | LONGEST...COMMENT...EVER!! I love Gameradar, freakin hilarious
  • Ronok888 - September 27, 2008 1:26 a.m.

    Ok, I'm gonna be straight. PS3 is a very good console. Very, very good. It has the processing power of a super computer, and has more functionality than a space shuttle. XBox 360 is also a good console, but it isn't on par with PS3. 360 has a TON of games, a lot more than PS3; but why is that? Simply, 360 has been out a much longer time than it's rival. It has, over time, amassed many times more games, and that brings me to another thought. 360 was released in 2005. That was quite a long time ago as far as technology is concerned. 360 is eldest brother of the Next-Gen family and has gone farther and longer than the others. But I big complaint that I have with XBox in a whole is this: PS2 is still going. Even though it is old as sin and has the most outdated graphics by standards today, they still make games for it. This is because not everybody can afford a PS3. Some say PS3 has outrageous prices. I say it has extremely low prices. Why? Think of all the power that is contained inside a PS3. Far greater than any 360 ever. It should be MORE expensive (but thank Zeus it's not). XBox, on the other hand, did something rather foolish in my opinion: The second 360 came out, they discontinued all XBox titles. They completely switched to their Next-Gen behemoth. To make matters worse, they made it near impossible for you to get a 360 which could play old XBox games while still allowing you to stay in budget. XBox was a very short lived console. It never had time to show its true power. PS2 has though. It has shown us that even though it's old and by all standards should be a piece of junk it keeps pushing past its limits and making great games. SW: The Force Unleashed for PS2 is an amazing game! PS2 is good still, and it will be some time before it completely dies out. It'll probably outlive PSP (which was a sad story for a great idea). I have an XBox 360. Good console. Has some glitches and bugs, but a good system still. It does have very good graphics but I don't believe they are the same as PS3 (though very close to it). The reason for this is that it has been out longer. They did rush its production which caused it to have some problems. Why they did this I'll never know. PS3 and 360 have pretty much the same games for it. We are in an age of Multi-Platformation. Most games for 360 can be or soon will be for PS3. So they are similar in that aspect. They each have their good qualities and bad qualities. It has been my experience that online works very well on PS3, and its free. XBox Live is good too, but you shouldn't have to pay to play. It would just be a nice add-on that would make me love 360 more. Also, people on XBox Live are sometimes douchebags. And also, studies show that majority of students who shoot up their schools own 360s. 360 has a lot of shooters. That's actually the majority of their games. It's wasy to see how someone could get violent from playing mindless shooting games (which I enjoy much). But it's good to get some variety once in a while. Fable II should bring that. I can't wait. I feel like I have gone too far. Let me conclude. PS3 is good. XBox 360 is good. Wii is good. They all have their good qualities. While it may be difficult to compare Wii to other consoles, PS3 and 360 seem to always be at war with each other. I'd like to say that we should all give it a break, but that would be impossible. People will always remain ignorant to 360's great qualities, or PS3's. I would like all who read this to take into consideration the words I have written on this wall. Do not blindly accuse anything of being worthless or a piece of trash without great study on it. This goes for all things, man and machine alike.
  • DJpolofish - September 23, 2008 12:34 p.m.

    Its like the Porsche 911 and Boxter thing. No one wants a Boxter (360) they want the Porsche 911 (PS3) but its out of there price range my advice get a better job so you can play real HD games on system.
  • guage1234567890 - September 19, 2008 12:14 a.m.

    ps3s are backwards compatible and they have ruble function and the wierd looking controller never came out because sony that it was a stupid look and it doesnt take long to get online
  • lazydog - September 18, 2008 8:58 p.m.

    thats fking bs the one that wrote this is a complete asshole ignorant, i mean how is home boring and doesnt come out yet? or why psp slim, i mean cmon what a jackass he is just and idiot that is writing bs and its not giving real reassons to hate a ps or what about littlebig planet isnt out yeat a reasson to hate ps??? Gears of war2 isnt out yet and i dont have microsoft or psp browser??? thats exactly the opposite Grow up dumbass

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