10 video game creatures that would make awesome pets

They fetch, they entertain... they make attractive pieces of headwear

Words: Dave Meikleham on February 5, 2010

Real pets are rubbish. If they're not pissing and shitting everywhere, they're trying to hump your leg or chewing on that miniature Master Chief helmet you paid 140 notes for. By contrast, video game creatures are clearly awesome. Most seem to lack the necessary anatomical parts to forge faeces, they never need walking and some can even fetch you a fern tree. That's why we've chosen the following collection of multi-talented critters - who between them can entertain kids, open cans of tuna and even win you huge bets - as our dream pets. Yup, looks like Fido will be taking that fateful trip to the vet after all.


Brumak (Gears of War)



Above: Oh, and before you start getting pissy about sizes, the kid's got gigantism, alright?

C'mon, how awesome would this be? Y'know, aside from all the infantcide.


DOG (Half-Life 2)


The pet that'll fetch you an oak tree. What more of an endorsement could you need?


Charmander (Pokémon series)

Borderline animal cruelty is such an overused phrase. After all, this little Pokémon clearly loves being used as an impromptu campfire.


Goomba (Super Mario series)

The pet you can eat! Nothing beats some sentient mushroom stroganoff.


Horstachio (Viva Piñata)


The perfect pet for keeping those violent tots mildly entertained for six minutes.

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  • whitesall

    whitesall  - 1 year, 3 months ago  - Report

    i have a pet brumak
  • demonslayer76

    demonslayer76  - 2 years ago  - Report

    personally, i want a big daddy for a pet, kill everything,

    look like kliner with that headcrab on your head
  • lovinmyps3

    lovinmyps3  - 2 years ago  - Report

    I want DOG!! =)
  • joy

    joy  - 2 years ago  - Report

    + 1 Ammy... I mean look at my profile pic :)
  • deathrebellion

    deathrebellion  - 2 years ago  - Report

    there'd be too many to mention XD
  • slickninja

    slickninja  - 2 years ago  - Report

    What a waste of a top ten list. Must be a slow day at the Gamesradar offices.
  • kingofspades94

    kingofspades94  - 2 years ago  - Report

    Where's Jack Frost? Or other memorable SMT demons? I want one of those!!
  • ryno

    ryno  - 2 years ago  - Report

    i want a headcrab
  • waynski1457

    waynski1457  - 2 years ago  - Report

    Too bad that listing Trico as a pet only reaffirms that it's going to DIE!!!

    *cries*



    recaptcha: his necrosis

    BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
  • AlexMercer1337

    AlexMercer1337  - 2 years ago  - Report

    What about the varren from ME2?
  • AA95mp

    AA95mp  - 2 years ago  - Report

    i've always wanted a headcrab
  • DeathbyFira

    DeathbyFira  - 2 years ago  - Report

    I so want a Trico i can ride him for trasportation he can lift me to high places maybe ransack a gas station or two and get some cold beverages and my slim jim on and make him crap on my ex girlfriends house and a charmader would be second cuz if u do evolve him into a charazrd what happens if you cant control his ass then you are as good as bar bq lol
  • AyJay

    AyJay  - 2 years ago  - Report

    I want a Blob.
  • vogler1604

    vogler1604  - 2 years ago  - Report

    how bout the pup from okamiden?
  • Spooge10

    Spooge10  - 2 years ago  - Report

    I would love to wear my stylish Headcrab hat while riding a Brumak to work. This article was full of lulz, GR. Good job.
  • Yeager1122

    Yeager1122  - 2 years ago  - Report

    I want dogmeat from fallout 3 as a pet.
  • skyguy343

    skyguy343  - 2 years ago  - Report

    Aaaaaaaaaaaagro. Just sayin'...
  • whiteknight1981

    whiteknight1981  - 2 years ago  - Report

    I just want B. Buttercup to be my pet. I mean a freakin horse that types!! Although I know the spelling would be atrocious because, you know, the hoofs. And I would have an in with the official website of the internet GamesRadar!!! Either that or Alf Pacino. "This is some great coke!....Willie!"
  • robotechandnarutosucks

    robotechandnarutosucks  - 2 years ago  - Report

    everyone knows magikarp would be the ultimate pokemon pet.
  • OmNomRomRearghNergh

    OmNomRomRearghNergh  - 2 years ago  - Report

    AmmyAmmyAmmyAmmyAmmyAmmyAmmy! Great article though :D every picture was funny as
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