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10 best places for Sims sex

Today is the ten-year anniversary of The Sims franchise. That’s a decade of miniature births, miniature lives and, eventually, miniature deaths playing out upon our game screens. A decade of little computer men and women landing their first virtual jobs, buying their first virtual homes, meeting their first virtual friends and holding their first virtual marriages. A decade of glowing green plumbobs and red-alert bladder meters.

We’re GamesRadar, though… so naturally, when EA approached us about posting a celebratory feature, the first thing we asked about was the WooHoo. Over the past ten years, what are the silliest, craziest, kinkiest locations these programmable people have managed to get their simulated freak on?

These are the surprisingly diverse, and bizarre, answers.

Editor’s note: The following material was provided by EA, publisher of The Sims series.


The Heart Bed

Though the act was disguised as the choice “Play In” for the original Sims, the heart bed has since featured more provocatively in The Sims 2 Apartment Life and The Sims 3 High-End Loft Stuff.


The Hot Tub

A staple of The Sims 2, nothing is more classic than WooHoo’ing in a backyard boiler… where all the neighbors can see, of course.


The Car

The Sims 2 Nightlife introduced vehicles and all the new possibilities with them. Now where’s the drive-in? And what happened to that new car smell?


The Hammock

In The Sims 2 Bon Voyage, Sims could take a break and relax – or not – in a tropical hammock.


The Photo Booth

The Sims 2 Nightlife offered an interesting voyeuristic option to enjoy the photo booth. There’s no space too small for WooHoo.


The Elevator

In The Sims 2 Open for Business, the Sims moved into the industrial age with their own private elevators. Better build plenty of floors.


The Tent

In The Sims 2 Bon Voyage and The Sims 3 World Adventures, tents were used for far more than sleeping.


The Celebrity Trailer

In The Sims Superstar, Sims could take a break from the “tough” life of fame to enjoy a groupie or two.


The Helicopter

The highest flying WooHoo spot – your own personal helicopter. It’s what Bond would do.


The Sarcophagus

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13 comments

  • theskitone - February 8, 2010 8:37 p.m.

    love in an elevator lol good song
  • powerpc127 - February 7, 2010 10:04 a.m.

    @TURbo, I don't see the resemblance... Unless you meant just his face. recaptcha: declared apology... something I should probably for making that joke.
  • DriveShaft - February 5, 2010 9:13 p.m.

    awesome x]
  • GamesRadarWannabe - February 5, 2010 11:13 a.m.

    Wow that is properly random I mean who thought up the sarcophagus?? And does anyone know wher I can get designer products at competitive prices?? Cus that's what I visited this site for!
  • iKOemos - February 5, 2010 6:35 a.m.

    @hey01238: I don't care about shoes, stop spamming. Great feature, easily the best way to celebrate 10 years of one of the greatest PC games of all time.
  • Octaviux - February 5, 2010 5:33 a.m.

    The Sarcophagus, bahahaha
  • nik41507 - February 5, 2010 12:06 a.m.

    THIS is why I read GamesRadar
  • TURbo - February 4, 2010 11:36 p.m.

    The first pic of the dude on the left reminds me of Paul Ryan.
  • Schnipke - February 4, 2010 10:15 p.m.

    where are the closets from Apartment life? That's the weirdest place for them to get in on in my opinion
  • Cyberninja - February 4, 2010 8:52 p.m.

    wow the people at EA must be pervs to come up with this
  • NanoElite666 - February 4, 2010 8:25 p.m.

    Sex in a helicopter? Just be careful they don't crash and earn themselves a Darwin Award. It amuses me that EA themselves provided this list, as opposed to the GR staff coming up with it themselves.
  • ClusterShart - February 4, 2010 7:25 p.m.

    This is why I only trust GamesRadar for poignant, and informative, gaming news. reCAPTACHA - General protest
  • loonyman978 - February 4, 2010 7:15 p.m.

    ahahahaha, these are great, imagine woo-hooing in a sarcophagus

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